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Noses run. Feet smell.
— Teresa Monachino
Civilization begins with distillation
— William Faulkner
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
— Robert Breault
Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.
— Teresa Monachino
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
— Jay Nordlinger
I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.
— Melody Sohayegh
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
— Kate Upton
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.
— Gena Showalter
Whenever a woman smiled his way, she'd already begun dividing her life into trimesters.
— Ta-Nehisi Coates
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.
— Mitch Hedberg
What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.
— Mark Twain
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
— Teresa Monachino
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
— Honore De Balzac
Clever is the eunuch version of funny.
— George Meyer
Funny, clever and exciting!!!
— Rick Riordan
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
— W.C. Fields
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.
— James Dashner
So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
— Patrick Warburton
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
— Ellie Goulding
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
Always schedule your comeback.
— Brooke Bida
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner