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The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

Noses run. Feet smell. — Teresa Monachino

Civilization begins with distillation — William Faulkner

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount. — Teresa Monachino

You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson. — Jay Nordlinger

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored. — Melody Sohayegh

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. — Kate Upton

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no. — Jilly Cooper

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day. — Gena Showalter

Whenever a woman smiled his way, she'd already begun dividing her life into trimesters. — Ta-Nehisi Coates

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique. — Mitch Hedberg

What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. — Mark Twain

Why is abbreviation such a long word? — Teresa Monachino

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other. — Honore De Balzac

Clever is the eunuch version of funny. — George Meyer

Funny, clever and exciting!!! — Rick Riordan

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. — W.C. Fields

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent. — James Dashner

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. — Patrick Warburton

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans. — Ellie Goulding

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo

Always schedule your comeback. — Brooke Bida

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner