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Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!! — Chris Farley

God is not confined by what you can imagine. — Louie Giglio

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate. — Marion Barry

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. — Chris Farley

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants — Chris Farley

I have to create an object which resembles the tree. The sign for a tree, and not the sign that other artists may have found for the tree. — Henri Matisse

Because, you know, you're in Utah. And because of its political conservatism, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. — Robert Redford

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. — Chris Farley

I'm aware that not all kids can pick up and fly to Panama. I'm very lucky. — Jenna Bush

There is simply no issue more important. Conservation is the preservation of human life on earth, and that, above all else, is worth fighting for. — Rob Stewart

I actually believe in denial. — Nora Ephron

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. — Chris Farley

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. — Chris Farley

The highbrow/lowbrow schizophrenia of Twitter never stops amazing me. It's the Chris Farley of technologies. — Christian Rudder

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. — Chris Farley

I want to live fast and die young. — Chris Farley

You gotta fight for your right to vote! — Chris Farley

Friends make life a lot more fun. — Charles R. Swindoll

Hard work pays off if you're patient enough to see it through. — Michael Chandler

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry. — Andy Dick

I've watched a lot of my friends die, everyone from John Belushi, River Phoenix to Chris Farley. It just keeps going on and on. — Willie Aames

I live in a van, down by the river! — Chris Farley

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. — Chris Farley

After 27 years, I walked out of my first one a few months ago. Black Sheep with Chris Farley. — Gene Siskel

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. — Chris Farley

If, she thought, you can call a man your lover when you have never exchanged a single kiss. — Marion Zimmer Bradley

If I wasn't acting, I have no clue what I'd be doing 'cause I have no other talent. — Morgan Freeman

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes. — Chris Farley

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. — Andy Dick