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Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. — Carol Burnett

I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. — Carol Burnett

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows. — Carol Burnett

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. — Garry Shandling

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. — Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets. — Katherine Parkinson

I think we're here for each other. — Carol Burnett

Because nobody goes through life without a scar. — Carol Burnett

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis. — Carol Burnett

I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress. — Carol Burnett

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. — Stephanie Miller

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany. — Carol Burnett

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. — Carol Burnett

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers. — Carol Burnett

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. — Carol Burnett

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy. — Carol Burnett

We don't stop going to school when we graduate. — Carol Burnett

Comedy = tragedy + time. — Carol Burnett

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling. — Carol Burnett

I liked myself better when I wasn't me. — Carol Burnett

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them. — Carol Burnett

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. — Carol Burnett

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. — Carol Burnett

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee. — Carol Burnett

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you. — Carol Burnett

I was obsessed with Carol Burnett and then Tracey Ullman. Like, obsessed with their shows. — Lennon Parham

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. — Carol Burnett

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. — Carol Burnett

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned. — Carol Burnett

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think. — Dana Carvey