Best Burrito Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Best Burrito

Best Burrito Quotes & Sayings

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Never say you're having a bad day ... say you're having a character building day — Les Brown

Finn was an enigma wrapped in a riddle coated in misdirection. He was a burrito of dishonesty. — Molly Harper

When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up! — Jenna Ushkowitz

Girls can wear jeans, cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots, 'cause it's okay to be a boy, but for a boy to look like a girl is degrading. — Charlotte Gainsbourg

Eating a burrito is like eating a living, breathing organism - you can feel the burrito's ingredients sigh inside with each bite, each squeeze. — Gustavo Arellano

Total confusion, disconnected nothing, absolute bewilderment. It's an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed in a burrito, and smothered in taco sauce. — Russ Gregory

My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. As — Michael Chabon

I have been a harmony enthusiast since I was a child, singing in choir and with friends growing up. I always put a ton of harmonies on my demos. — Zooey Deschanel

Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you'll still fart. — Martyn V. Halm

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. — Mitch Hedberg

Although many people in Aceh are still poor and vulnerable, the province resembles nothing like the place I saw the day after the tsunami hit. — Sri Mulyani Indrawati

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. — Rick Riordan

I'll have the Walk of Shame burrito. — Tracy March

You can only help who wants to be helped. And when this happens, both people become friends as the help is acknowledged. — Robin Sacredfire

I always felt, in any town, if I can get to a library, I'll be OK. — Maya Angelou

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison

Don't ever promise more than you can deliver, but always deliver more than you promise. — Lou Holtz

There is betrayal here, in what I do, but in betrayal I am finally camouflaged. — Lauren Slater

This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho! — Lisi Harrison

Something is very wrong. What began as a passing fascination with the book has turned into something darker, — Erika Swyler

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. — Michael Chabon

I wanted a frozen burrito. Sara died for that. — Brandon Sanderson

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. — Christopher Moore

ordered two crispy tacos, a bean burrito, and a medium Pepsi. At — Mark Owen

Bond sat down and looked across into the tranquil, lined sailor's face that he loved, honoured and obeyed. — Ian Fleming

Fuck me. I'm a rock star. And all I really wanted was a burrito. — Richard Kadrey

They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale. — Dan Rather

Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito. — Gabrielle Reece

When we pass judgment, we hit a dead end. When we analyze something with an open mind, we can explore a concept into infinity. — Romina Russell

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef. — Mitch Hedberg

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito ... — Sherman Alexie

No person loving or admiring himself is alone. — Theodor Reik

I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn't want to eat it so badly."
"The tragedy of true love," Cade whispered. — Cora Carmack

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, — Janet Evanovich