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I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that.
— Brian Regan
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.
— Brian Regan
I'm trying to do things I have never done. Like I recently went to 3 different ballets. And I loved trying to learn how to like those a little bit.
— Brian Regan
The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I'm just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff.
— Brian Regan
If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.
— Brian Regan
Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.
— Brian Regan
Do people who believe in reincarnation ever say, Darn, I'm still writing the year 1612 on my checks!
— Brian Regan
Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.
— Brian Regan
As long as I can make that audience one thing, one unit, then I'm okay with it. But, sometimes, the bigger the audience, the weirder it gets.
— Brian Regan
Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.
— Brian Regan
I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative.
— Brian Regan
I don't know. I'd be a lot better off if I would've studied more when I was growing up, you know?
— Brian Regan
THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!!!
— Brian Regan
The bigger the show, the weirder it is.
— Brian Regan
I took a speed reading course and my speed shot up to 43 pages a minute, but my comprehension plummeted.
— Brian Regan
Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'
— Brian Regan
Hey, lay off the dairy. And uh, no more happiness.
— Brian Regan
You got to figure out how to eat your snack while your elbows are touching. You got to learn how to twist your little plastic utensil.
— Brian Regan
If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?
— Brian Regan
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."
— Brian Regan
Read read good...
— Brian Regan
It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.
— Brian Regan
So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!
— Brian Regan
Don't like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What's the guy supposed to say?
— Brian Regan
MOOSEN!!!!!!! There many MOOSEN in the WOODSEN! MANY MUCH MOOSEN! The Meisin wanted and the MOOSEN and ...
— Brian Regan