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When you're ... stepping over a guy on the sidewalk ... does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' — Bill Hicks

I am a misanthropic humanist ... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY. — Bill Hicks

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up. — Bill Hicks

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs ... shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'? — Bill Hicks

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs. — Bill Hicks

I saw ... a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs. — Bill Hicks

The eyes of love see all of us as one. — Bill Hicks

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. — Bill Hicks

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? — Bill Hicks

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride. — Bill Hicks

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television. — Bill Hicks

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference. — Bill Hicks

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. — Bill Hicks

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts ... Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me. — Bill Hicks

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party. — Bill Hicks

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on. — Bill Hicks

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions — Bill Hicks

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood. — Bill Hicks

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious ... — Bill Hicks

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side. — Bill Hicks

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick. — Bill Hicks

The Voice of Reason is in us all ... and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally. — Bill Hicks

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans ... — Bill Hicks

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people. — Bill Hicks

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous
as long as you're honest. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him. — Daniel Tosh

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. — Bill Hicks

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me ... oxygen tent, iron lung. — Bill Hicks

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth. — Bill Hicks