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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner

He's probably never met a six-foot tall hot elf-women in a fur bikini either. — Cassandra Clare

No one is looking at what President Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a bikini pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day ... — Kanye West

I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you? — Kate Beckinsale

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb. — Diana Vreeland

The sexiest thing about a bikini is that it leaves something to the imagination, which is the best part. — Anna Sui

She'd set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear. — Amanda Usen

I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.' — Cindy Crawford

Work? Come on, Sage. Go buy a bikini and enjoy the pool while you're hanging around. — Richelle Mead

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast — Ronald Reagan

Before I was a mother, if I'd been photographed in a bikini, I'd have been mortified. — Kate Winslet

Well, a bikini is even less clothing, that won't help, but go ahead and change. — Ashlan Thomas

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures. — Cindy Margolis

The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini. — Evan Esar

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky. — Charlaine Harris

A firm's income statement may be, likened to a bikini-what it reveals is interesting but what it conceals is vital. — Burton G. Malkiel

I am a woman after all, so some days I feel good and sexy in a bikini, and other days, I'm like, 'Where are my caftans?!' — Behati Prinsloo

A man in a nylon bikini, with that little knot sticking out in front, isn't half as interesting as a man in a good-looking business suit. Charlie — Sue Grafton

Epidemiology is like a bikini: what is revealed is interesting; what is concealed is crucial. — Peter Duesberg

Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, "I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes, that's tough. I am going to snow anyway." — Maya Angelou

Do you remember that old song? 'She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini ... — Linda Weaver Clarke

My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday. — Tamara Ecclestone

Medical statistics are a little bit like a bikini: what they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. — Irving R. Levine

The cut of the bikini is definitely important. You want to wear one that compliments your body type. — Behati Prinsloo

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax. — Gary McCord

I'm very self conscious in a bikini, and I would never get my tummy out onstage. — Mollie King

I like what I see in the mirror. I liked what I saw in the mirror before. It just didn't work in a bikini. And now it does. So I'm excited! — Jordin Sparks

Clothes can hide you from yourself but a bikini sure can't. — Diane Von Furstenberg

One time, I was posing on a car for a calendar shoot. I was doused with oil and literally slid off the car, bikini, heels and all! — Candace Kita

Sexiness isn't being young, hot and wearing a bikini. It's being powerful and feeling like you belong in your skin and it feels good. — Lights

I never looked good in a bikini. My legs were too thin. — Jaclyn Smith

I'm not going to launch a bikini business and then give up bikinis, am I? — Elizabeth Hurley

It's really intimidating to go on the beach in a bikini. — Helena Christensen

If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days. — Margot Robbie