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His chin looked as though a farsighted person had attempted to sew two thickly cut pieces of bacon together in a dark room. — Christopher Paul Curtis

It's easier to eat than air is to breathe - you can literally inhale bacon at its best. — Adam Moore

Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones. — Miguel De Cervantes

I'm happier than a pig eating bacon! — Lemony Snicket

You don't hate him."
"I do," Georgie said. "His face is always wet, and the best thing he smells like is bacon bits. — Rainbow Rowell

Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge. — Homer

What is the one thing that 43% of men prefer over sex? Bacon! — Jon Taffer

red meat that has been processed into bacon, bologna, hot dogs, sandwich meats, and other products with added salt is best avoided altogether. — Michael Moss

Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. — Jim Gaffigan

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!"
"Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either! — Rachel Caine

Tommy would never look at me like that, except maybe if I were walking toward him butt naked carrying a heaping plate of bacon. — Beth Ehemann

In Newport, we serve cheese or bacon-wrapped water chestnuts. — Marjorie Gubelmann

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs. — Mark Twain

rashers of bacon. — Deborah Harkness

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs. — Ogden Nash

(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short. — Richard Armour

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest. — Wayne Rooney