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I am not fake, I am just to good to be true
— Mahsati Abdul
A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o'clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.
— Emily Bronte
Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
— Louis C.K.
My mother is so full of joy and life. I am her child. And that is better than being the child of anyone else in the world.
— Maya Angelou
My eldest cat, "Nigger-Man," was seven years old and had come with me from my home in Bolton, Massachusetts;
— H.P. Lovecraft
Funny is an attitude.
— Flip Wilson
By coming down elbow first, I'd made a large enough crack in the ice to sink through.
The water was so cold that it stopped time. — Rachel Sharp
The water was so cold that it stopped time. — Rachel Sharp
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
— Don Rickles
He was famous for holding meetings at which no one was allowed to sit down: he believed people reached decisions faster that way. The
— Ken Follett
Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?
— Doug Solter
Not everything's funny, Mother."
"No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
"No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
I spent the first five years of my life in Punjab, India, and then moved to New York.
— Waris Ahluwalia
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!
— Oscar Wilde
FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny.
— Kristen Ashley
I've done every other thing in life except intimacy. That's the aberration, the thing I've never had.
— Kevin Sessums
I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
— Katie Graykowski
Kundalini cures you, she improves you, she bestows all the blissful things upon you. She takes you away from the worries of grosser level.
— Nirmala Srivastava
Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.
— Rebecca Murphy