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Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, ... let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second. — Noam Chomsky

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best

I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it. — Taylor Swift

Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and alcohol. — Charlie Ergen

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up. — Denise Richards

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. — Kurt Vonnegut

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. — Nenia Campbell

Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive. — Nigel Farage

On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around me. — Gaspar Noe

I cannot trust my other side, my drunken side, to act in my best interests anymore. — Robert Black

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine. — Elton John

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. — Patrick Rothfuss

Books, ingeniously coupled with music and alcohol, enabled the Irish to transcend reality. — Joe Queenan

An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode. — Ambrose Bierce

I write better with alcohol. — A.D. Starrling

You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler

The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts. — Sebastian Faulks

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson

A conventional crime story is simple - it's just a corpse in the river or something, and a detective with an alcohol problem. — David Lagercrantz

The best colleague any doctor can have is a more fully informed patient and family. — James J. Rybacki

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. — Kin Hubbard

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge. — CM Punk

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am. — CM Punk

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W.C. Fields

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. — Dorothy Parker

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best

I'm a juvenile product of the working class, who's best friend floats in the bottom of a glass. — Elton John

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me. — Jimmy Buffett

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. — George Best

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth? — Alice Cooper

I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm. — Method Man

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up! — Rick Riordan

Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it. — Robertson Davies

Any live venue where there is alcohol served and it's past midnight there is gonna be fights. It doesn't matter if it's Hip-Hop, Rock or Jazz. — Slaine

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking — Anne Enright

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different" ... — Robert Reed

I really hope he shapes up, you know? He's got a good head on his shoulders when he's not trying to give himself alcohol poisoning. — Hailey Abbott

Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston S. Churchill

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell

How is that for some people drinking is a short-term loan on the spirit, but for others a heavy mortgage on the soul? — Sebastian Barry

Alcohol is the river we sit on the banks of, contemplating. Sometimes we watch ourselves float past, sometimes we watch ourselves sink. — Nick Flynn

It is seldom that domestic violence is an isolated episode; rather it is comprised of a number of episodes over an extended period of time. — Asa Don Brown

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine
off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the
tanks to control you. — Dick Gregory

I'm not a guy who did drugs or drank alcohol. I had a good work ethic and gave back to the community. — Walt Frazier

I'd get very nervous and uncomfortable in social situations and the only way I could feel at all normal was, well, to drink my guts out. — Johnny Depp

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it. — Meg Cabot

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink. — James Kirkwood Jr.

Domestic violence is frequently excused when alcohol and other substances are involved. — Asa Don Brown

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Aman Jassal

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. — Chelsea Handler

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away. — Ludacris

Too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless. — Kyra Davis