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Well, I wanted to play twenty years in the major leagues. I never made it twenty though. I played nineteen.
— Bert Campaneris
The best thing about the New Year is your 4.90 ERA disappears and starts back at zero.
— Bert Blyleven
The Greater Soul moves in only one direction, and that is to bring into union that which has been made separate.
— Bert Hellinger
I have never been able to discover anything disgraceful in being a colored man. But I have often found it inconvenient - in America.
— Bert Williams
God will speak to you - not that you will hear audible words in your ears, but words that you will clearly understand in your heart.
— Bert Ghezzi
Women like to take their clothes off. I noticed that. Especially in front of a camera. Or a mirror.
— Bert Stern
It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling.
— Bert Murray
In 83 I thought we were going to go all the way. We had Roy Smalley, and Steve King, and good players.
— Bert Campaneris
You're a very odd man," said Bert.
"I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles. — James A. Owen
"I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles. — James A. Owen
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
— Bert Leston Taylor
How far is too far? When you love a band so much that its songs fill the empty spaces inside your head and heart, is that too far?
— Bert Murray
The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.
— Bert Williams
I named all my children after flowers. There's Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial.
— Bert Williams
I loved the opportunity to play for the Yankees, too.
— Bert Campaneris
So to get to play for the Yankees was really exciting. Really exciting.
— Bert Campaneris
Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert.
— Qwen Salsbury
Bert knows it would take more than a little row to get between us. Because friends like us, like Bert and me, we'll always be together.
— Jess Vallance
Wag and the world wags with you.
— Bert And John Jacobs
Don't go confusing stupidity with guts." -Bert
— Cath Crowley
I know I've got a lock on the Dutch Hall of Fame.
— Bert Blyleven
Dog's constipated," said Bert the Shirt.
"Who isn't?" said the Godfather. — Laurence Shames
"Who isn't?" said the Godfather. — Laurence Shames
The criterion for what is good is based on whether it relieves someone, brings joy, or soothes a distress.
— Bert Hellinger
I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.
— Bert Blyleven
Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do.
— Bert Blyleven
The biggest thing I've learned is that you only have one chance. You only have today to live-but you gotta take it and make it the best you can
— Bert McCracken
My dad introduced me to baseball. Then one of my friends asked if I could play on a team; my dad said I could, and I just fell in love with the game.
— Bert Blyleven
His star will forever shine.
— Bert Convy
No guts, no glory. - Bert
— Cath Crowley
The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.
— Bert Blyleven
Its about letting go so you can get what what you want.
— Bert Cooper
I really like Kansas City Royals stadium - Kauffman Stadium.
— Bert Blyleven
A person's greatness is that which makes him/her equal to others
— Bert Hellinger
I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.
— Bert Kalmar
Yankee Stadium, and the Yankees are so famous for Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, Lou Gehrig, all of those guys.
— Bert Campaneris
I apologize for my wild imagination.
— Bert Cooper
Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time
— Bert McCracken
Bear no malice for the ones who leave you.
— Bert V. Royal
The revolution in cancer research can be summed up in a single sentence: cancer is, in essence, a genetic disease. - Bert Vogelstein
— Siddhartha Mukherjee
Bert was short and stout. Cec was tall and lanky. Between them, there was nothing that they could not reach.
— Kerry Greenwood
Art actually happens somewhere in the space between clarity and ambiguity, concept and intuition, thought and feeling.
— Bert Dodson
Some think they are seeking their own soul's truth but the
greater Soul is thinking and seeking through them — Bert Hellinger
greater Soul is thinking and seeking through them — Bert Hellinger
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.
— Gerard Way
What comes at you comes from you.
— Bert Winn
Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.
— Brendan Morrison
You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.
— Bert Cooper
We know of no behavior in ants or any other social insects that can be construed as play.
— Bert Holldobler
After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion, and there aren't all that many parts for lions.
— Bert Lahr
after-meal sleepiness.
— Bert Herring
Ask a writer what he thinks about critics and the answer you get is similar to what you get when you ask a lamppost how he feels about dogs.
— Bert Sugar
Philanthropy is the gateway to power
— Bert Cooper
I knew that I wasn't a first-ballot Hall-of-Fame inductee.
— Bert Blyleven
I've rebelled against all types of conformity throughout my life, not just Utah's conservative culture
— Bert McCracken
I've been in eleven no-hitters you know.
— Bert Campaneris