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Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: My daughter was a beautiful child.

My daughter was a beautiful child. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: My humor had changed from foolishness to making

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I have so much respect for what's funny.

I have so much respect for what's funny. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.

I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: The two sides of Bernie - that's a

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you

I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Bernie Mac is happy.

Bernie Mac is happy. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Fear is not one of my attributes.

Fear is not one of my attributes. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: If I can tell someone a story that

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: You can't be a doctor if you don't

You can't be a doctor if you don't know the entire parts of the body. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I came from a place where there wasn't

I came from a place where there wasn't a lot of joy. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I ain't running for office. I ain't running

I ain't running for office. I ain't running for nothing. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: We're so politically correct; we take things so

We're so politically correct; we take things so seriously. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about

I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Why do people love Richard Pryor so much?

Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? 'Cause he had problems. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I've been in training for stardom.

I've been in training for stardom. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Comedy has been so good to me.

Comedy has been so good to me. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Shut up before I drop yo ass off

Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying? — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I ain't scared of you motherfuckers!

I ain't scared of you motherfuckers! — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: You're never going to see me playing a

You're never going to see me playing a buffoon. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what

Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I don't have no story. Everybody wants this

I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Bernie Mac just says what you think but

Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I've never been no superficial cat.

I've never been no superficial cat. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: It's a pleasure to work with someone who

It's a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I don't need to pat myself on the

I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's

The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I love who I am. I love what

I love who I am. I love what I've become. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I always wanted to scuba dive. I used

I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: My family are police officers, detectives. My brother

My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that - a stern enforcer. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Bernie Mac is talented!

Bernie Mac is talented! — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat.

Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of

Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: My grandmother always told me how you start

My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: That's the whole key to anything: Don't be

That's the whole key to anything: Don't be afraid to fail. And Bernie Mac is not afraid to fail. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I know doing movies is where I need

I know doing movies is where I need to be. That's where my audience wants to see me. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the

When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I'm a big fan of TV.

I'm a big fan of TV. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Masta Ace: My limo driver's white, my attorney black ...

My limo driver's white, my attorney black ...
'Show me some love' like I'm Bernie Mac. — Masta Ace

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Whatever success I've had, I always like to

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand

My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: The success of my comedy has been not

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I want to play a villain - I

I want to play a villain - I can't wait to play a villain. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I don't think the people wanna see me

I don't think the people wanna see me play Clyde Johnson the architect. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: When it comes to raising children, I believe

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I was good at keeping my mother from

I was good at keeping my mother from crying. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Black audiences are hard. They always think they're

Black audiences are hard. They always think they're better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Only way you can you get upset is

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I'm not a star, and I don't want

I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I'm not a star, I hate that word,

I'm not a star, I hate that word, and I'm an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I'm an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: The one thing about comedy, making it become

The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: You can't change what happened. Just like you

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton

Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: When I go onstage, I want to relieve

When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I love my daughter, but there's a certain

I love my daughter, but there's a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know? — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I was a street performer for two years.

I was a street performer for two years. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto

There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: You have to meet all of the challenges,

You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes By Bernie Mac: I think a lot of TV insults the

I think a lot of TV insults the audience. — Bernie Mac