Bernie Mac Quotes: top 70 famous quotes about Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac Quotes & Sayings

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My daughter was a beautiful child. — Bernie Mac

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense. — Bernie Mac

I have so much respect for what's funny. — Bernie Mac

I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal. — Bernie Mac

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson. — Bernie Mac

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have. — Bernie Mac

I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac is happy. — Bernie Mac

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. — Bernie Mac

Fear is not one of my attributes. — Bernie Mac

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. — Bernie Mac

You can't be a doctor if you don't know the entire parts of the body. — Bernie Mac

I came from a place where there wasn't a lot of joy. — Bernie Mac

I ain't running for office. I ain't running for nothing. — Bernie Mac

We're so politically correct; we take things so seriously. — Bernie Mac

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' — Bernie Mac

I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different. — Bernie Mac

Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? 'Cause he had problems. — Bernie Mac

I've been in training for stardom. — Bernie Mac

Comedy has been so good to me. — Bernie Mac

Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying? — Bernie Mac

I ain't scared of you motherfuckers! — Bernie Mac

You're never going to see me playing a buffoon. — Bernie Mac

Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me. — Bernie Mac

I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say. — Bernie Mac

I've never been no superficial cat. — Bernie Mac

I can't build myself by beating somebody down. — Bernie Mac

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded. — Bernie Mac

It's a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are. — Bernie Mac

I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that. — Bernie Mac

The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life. — Bernie Mac

I love who I am. I love what I've become. — Bernie Mac

I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman. — Bernie Mac

My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that - a stern enforcer. — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac is talented! — Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat. — Bernie Mac

Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around. — Bernie Mac

My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish. — Bernie Mac

That's the whole key to anything: Don't be afraid to fail. And Bernie Mac is not afraid to fail. — Bernie Mac

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. — Bernie Mac

I know doing movies is where I need to be. That's where my audience wants to see me. — Bernie Mac

When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge. — Bernie Mac

I'm a big fan of TV. — Bernie Mac

My limo driver's white, my attorney black ...
'Show me some love' like I'm Bernie Mac. — Masta Ace

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it. — Bernie Mac

My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. — Bernie Mac

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. — Bernie Mac

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of. — Bernie Mac

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations. — Bernie Mac

I want to play a villain - I can't wait to play a villain. — Bernie Mac

I don't think the people wanna see me play Clyde Johnson the architect. — Bernie Mac

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em. — Bernie Mac

I was good at keeping my mother from crying. — Bernie Mac

Black audiences are hard. They always think they're better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them. — Bernie Mac

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something. — Bernie Mac

I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. — Bernie Mac

I'm not a star, I hate that word, and I'm an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I'm an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer. — Bernie Mac

The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. — Bernie Mac

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving. — Bernie Mac

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success. — Bernie Mac

Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power. — Bernie Mac

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose. — Bernie Mac

When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures. — Bernie Mac

I love my daughter, but there's a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know? — Bernie Mac

I was a street performer for two years. — Bernie Mac

There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is. — Bernie Mac

You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish. — Bernie Mac

I think a lot of TV insults the audience. — Bernie Mac