Benzine Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Benzine

Benzine Quotes & Sayings

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Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. — Craig Benzine

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE! — Craig Benzine

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

If you're gonna lob something, lob love. — Craig Benzine

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest. — Craig Benzine

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism. — Craig Benzine

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. — Craig Benzine

Options are good. Keeps people choosing. — Craig Benzine

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. — Craig Benzine

Theres nothing to fear but
fears themselves, such as monsters,
rejection, food poisoning, redundancy,
monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine

People alive are better than people not alive. — Craig Benzine

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die. — Craig Benzine

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die! — Craig Benzine

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS! — Craig Benzine

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money. — Craig Benzine

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. — Craig Benzine

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise. — Craig Benzine

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. — Craig Benzine

Are imperfections is which make we grate. — Craig Benzine

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub. — Craig Benzine

Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine

Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time. — Craig Benzine

Don't put clothes on food. It's supposed to be naked. — Craig Benzine

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up. — Craig Benzine

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time. — Craig Benzine

Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum. — Craig Benzine

I love it when the coffee's done! — Craig Benzine

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine

Everything is optional.
Somethings are illegal.
And some things are really gross. — Craig Benzine

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing ... and that's a great way to lose weight. — Craig Benzine