Benny Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Benny

Benny Quotes & Sayings

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If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion — Benny Bellamacina

Let's face it, I'm not winning a fight with anybody - unless it's against someone like Larry David. — Benny Blanco

lose weight, eat backwards. — Benny Bellamacina

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more. — Jack Benny

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early. — Jack Benny

When everything gets too much, give some away — Benny Bellamacina

The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

I've always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction. — Benny Bellamacina

We're on a planet, relax! — Benny Bellamacina

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. — Benny Hill

A language is a means of communication and should be lived rather than taught. — Benny Lewis

They won the war but lost the peace, — Jonathan Maberry

Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you. — Benny Bellamacina

The boat was coming in. Suddenly the boat stopped and turned around and went out to sea again. "Well, well," thought Benny. "Whoever he is, he — Gertrude Chandler Warner

Working with Benny was important for me and for black musicians in general. — Lionel Hampton

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people — Benny Bellamacina

Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life. — Benny Bellamacina

Benny explained that it wasn't her sweater. It was borrowed from a fellow. She wondered why she needed to tell so much to strangers. — Maeve Binchy

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string — Benny Bellamacina

Never say no to now — Benny Bellamacina

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. — Benny Hill

If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up! — Benny Bellamacina

Question everything, unless it's the answer — Benny Bellamacina

If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way — Benny Bellamacina

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else — Benny Bellamacina

God, Benny, don't blow your nose like that in the church. You'd lift half the congregation out of their seats," Patsy warned. — Maeve Binchy

It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed — Benny Bellamacina

Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long — Benny Bellamacina

If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams? — Benny Bellamacina

I've just found out I'm allergic to nut-cases — Benny Bellamacina

When you're going out of your mind always leave the door open! — Benny Bellamacina

If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off. — Benny Bellamacina

When you've got everything and think you've got nothing you've actually got less — Benny Bellamacina

The Devil's success is contingent upon people's ignorance. — Benny Hinn

I don't need gold in heaven, I gotta have it now. — Benny Hinn

If you forget who you've become remember who you are — Benny Bellamacina

A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges. — Benny Green

When you're like, 'Yo, we gotta write a hit song, we need a hit song right now,' that never works. Every time that happens, I never write a hit song. — Benny Blanco

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers. — Jack Benny

Benny [Goodman] used to practice 15 times more than the whole band combined. — Harry James

The life you never live is greater than the wealth you never know — Benny Bellamacina

Never worry if you're excluded from the circle, sometimes it's full of squares. — Benny Bellamacina

Old age is not just for grown up's — Benny Bellamacina

Falling into true love, is not taking a rope to climb out — Benny Bellamacina

We look at 'MyMusic' as the future of the sitcom. — Benny Fine

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses! — Benny Bellamacina

If it's taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift. — Benny Bellamacina

You don't need a big pen to write a tall story — Benny Bellamacina

Find out if you're still human, observe yourself from another planet — Benny Bellamacina

The reason people lose their healing is because they begin questioning if God really did it. — Benny Hinn

You may trust the Lord too little, but you can never trust Him too much. — Benny Hinn

Living in the fast lane is great as long as you remember where the slip roads are — Benny Bellamacina

Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier. — Benny Bellamacina

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

Jack Benny had style from the beginning. He stood straight and walked kind of sideways as if he were being gently shoved by a touch of genius. — William, Saroyan

Love life, Live Love — Benny Bellamacina

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. — Jack Benny

Sometimes you may have nothing yet without hope you've got less — Benny Bellamacina

You limit the power of angels when you speak negative, complaining, unbelieving words instead of speaking what God has declared. — Benny Hinn

I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh, God, I just made Jack Benny laugh." — Harry Shearer

If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve — Benny Bellamacina

From early on ... we really looked at the Internet as a whole new way to provide storytelling and entertainment. — Benny Fine

My creative hands can't keep up with my creative mind, so I think I'll sit and rest on my creative behind — Benny Bellamacina

Sometimes dying can be as simple as living is complicated. — Benny Lindelauf

The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer — Benny Bellamacina

It's free to feed your mind and your mind feeds your body — Benny Bellamacina

Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours — Benny Bellamacina

I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray. — Jack Benny

Give love, take pride — Benny Bellamacina

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. — Fred Allen

The best way to move forward is to stop — Benny Bellamacina

Never let your uniqueness be compromised — Benny Bellamacina

The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with! — Benny Hill

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again — Benny Bellamacina

I feel terrible that I once put too much emphasis on material prosperity. — Benny Hinn

Benny Goodman plays the clarinet. I play music. — Artie Shaw

Had the Holy Spirit not been with Jesus, He would have sinned — Benny Hinn

Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there — Benny Bellamacina

Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in. — Benny Bellamacina

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right. — Benny Hill

Always be different; don't follow the rules. Don't do what anyone tells you. Don't use the same sounds as people; don't use the same drums as people. — Benny Blanco

Some of the overflow audience actually sat on the stage. — Benny Goodman

They are brothers," Benny repeated softly. "That is a bond you cannot break. — Rachel E. Carter

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit — Benny Bellamacina

What you practice, is what you'll do — Benny Urquidez

Our supporters support us for one reason, people pray for us for one reason - because of the healing ministry. — Benny Hinn

When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top — Benny Bellamacina

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina

Creativity grows out of two things: curiosity & imagination. — Benny Goodman

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? — Benny Hill

I can tell you this, if it wasn't for my book royalties, I'd be in debt. — Benny Hinn

This was one of those days--a day when you wished you had no ears and no skin with which to feel everything. — Benny Lindelauf

It's not been a pleasant life. — Benny Hinn

Then Benny muttered, I think I'm in love. Where do you find them? — Kristen Ashley

Life is a gift so rap up your troubles and throw them away. — Benny Bellamacina

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy. — Jack Benny

Achieve everything and fail at the rest — Benny Bellamacina

You have to look good. — Benny Goodman

But I'm going to focus on salvation as well as physical healing. — Benny Hinn