Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
— Henny Youngman
Don't be creative when you should be mechanical, and don't be mechanical when you should be creative.
— Fred Picker
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! — Bill Watterson
When driven to the necessity of explaining, I found that I did not myself understand what I meant. — Maria Edgeworth
The purpose of architecture is to transmute the emptiness into space, that is into something which our minds can grasp as an organized unity. — El Lissitzky
Do I suffer for my art? Well, I get a lot of flatulence when I'm nervous. — Martin Clunes
Kaoru: Grownups are so tiresome. They fake their smiles all day long and they try to force us to do the same. It's no fun at all. — Bisco Hatori
When you react, you don't give your mind the time to get filled with emotions. You are devoid of anger, fear, and frustration; you are simply moving. — Saulo Ribeiro
You are not a victim of your circumstance.Stay determine to endure hard times.
No situation is permanent. — Lailah Gifty Akita
If you try to make interesting films, you're going to be disappointed most of the time. I choose just not to look at it that way. — Edward Norton
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things. — Harry Emerson Fosdick
Long ago, in a burst of friendliness, Aunty and Uncle Jimmy produced a son named Henry ... — Harper Lee
Whatever works, that's my philosophy. I don't care if it's magic beans or a prayer cloth dipped in the Jordan River. — Robert Ferrigno
The time has come for the greatest revolution of all times. — Kedar Joshi
The allocation of research money was a political act. — Tom Clancy