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Being Married Funny Quotes By Ian McEwan: Novels help us to resist the temptation to

Novels help us to resist the temptation to think of the past as deficient. — Ian McEwan

Being Married Funny Quotes By Kim Holden: Puzzles don't work when you only have half

Puzzles don't work when you only have half of the pieces. Same goes for hearts. — Kim Holden

Being Married Funny Quotes By A.D. Aliwat: I never rode school busses growing up, unless,

I never rode school busses growing up, unless, of course, it was for sports shit. Only losers ride school busses. — A.D. Aliwat

Being Married Funny Quotes By Michael W. Grimard: Oh the wonders of being married. Put a

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. — Michael W. Grimard

Being Married Funny Quotes By Michael Sullivan: There are no honorable causes. There is no

There are no honorable causes. There is no good or evil. Evil is only what we call those who oppose us. — Michael Sullivan

Being Married Funny Quotes By Jon Stewart: Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists.

Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists. — Jon Stewart

Being Married Funny Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Until you take a pen to write, then

Until you take a pen to write, then you will see the miracle of writing. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Being Married Funny Quotes By Amelia Barr: I wear the key of memory, and can

I wear the key of memory, and can open every door in the house of my life. — Amelia Barr

Being Married Funny Quotes By Brandy Heineman: Keep your friends close and your beneficiaries closer...Poor

Keep your friends close and your beneficiaries closer...Poor words to live by. Even worse to die by. — Brandy Heineman

Being Married Funny Quotes By John Ritter: Poems are the chorus of our lives. the

Poems are the chorus of our lives. the poet sets the words to the music of our souls. Each poem has its own rhythm that drums like a heartbeat. — John Ritter

Being Married Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: When people are very damaged, they can often

When people are very damaged, they can often meet the world with a kind of defiance. — J.K. Rowling