Being Funny Quotes
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Being Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I don't think she liked being called a slut, I don't know why ... some women are just funny like that.
— Cecelia Ahern
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
— Tracy Morgan
Funny how well-rehearsed you can become at being who everyone thinks you should be.
— Stevie J. Cole
I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.
— Hayden Thorne
Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.
— Steve Martin
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
— Dave Pirner
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
I am not showing off. I am just being expressive!
— Nelson Jack
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
— Charlie Sheen
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with.
— Lindsay Lohan
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.
— Nenia Campbell
Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
— Andy Borowitz
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
— Auliq Ice
He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.
— Veronica Blade
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.
— Bernard Sahlins
Reading was hardly as practical a skill as being able to handle a dagger or use Allomancy?
— Brandon Sanderson
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
— Seth MacFarlane
The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.
— George Everett Macdonald
She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.
— Jonathan Tropper
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
— Flip Wilson
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.
— Robert M. Pirsig
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
— Kelly Ripa
After school I all but ran to Gran's and it was funny how even with her so sick, being with her could still make me feel safe.
— Laura Wiess
For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question
— Rick Yancey
Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.
— Ashley Purdy
The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true.
— Julian Fellowes
You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.
— Auberon Waugh
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears.
— Shirley Jackson
I'm good at being funny.
— Tom Stoppard
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
— Jimmy Carr
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
— Anthony Jeselnik
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
— Bo Burnham
My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.
— Stephanie Perkins
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
— Paul Merton
Being funny is not the same as being happy.
— Dana Gould
There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up
— Jemaine Clement
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
— Jim Dine
Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings.
— Brandon Sanderson
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
— Douglas Coupland
Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
— Lily Tomlin
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
— Francesca Annis
There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being.
— Steven Saylor
I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.
— Kevin Dillon
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
— Gary D. Schmidt
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one.
— Cameron Diaz
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
I know you can be funny without being filthy.
— Jonathan Winters
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
— Yana Toboso
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny.
— Brett Gelman
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
— Taylor Lautner
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills.
— Amelia Hutchins
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
— Dave Chappelle
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh.
— Isabel Gillies
One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real.
— Rebecca McNutt
We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you're crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you're worried about being proper?
— Bethany Wiggins
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
— Chad Michael Murray
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
