Beer Humor Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Beer Humor

Beer Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Finally- no more ruddy show for the folks back home. No pretending it's all beer and skittles and no one ever gets hurt.- Phoenix and Ashes — Mercedes Lacky

Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number? — Henry D. Spalding

All other beer is ass, and I will not put in the the work to acquire the taste for things that taste like ass. — Baratunde R. Thurston

My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer. — Glen Cook

He was a dastardly fellow," the beer mug continued happily. "Truly repugnant. And smelled! Oh, lad, the stench could knock over an ox! — M.L. LeGette

I'm just a simple guy. I love beer, sex, and hockey. I hate liars, Sting, and art that doesn't have people in it. - Luke Almeida — Kate Meader

Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops — Benny Bellamacina

Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air. — Lois Greiman

I really like beer. — Joss Whedon

Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin. — Sergei Lukyanenko

I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. — Nick Offerman

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. — Kristen Schaal

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all
hahhhh. — Thomas Pynchon

Beer is my coffee. — Moi

So beer is our bread? — Garret Keizer

Depth perception and beer obviously weren't related. — Katie McGarry

The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone. — J.C. Patrick

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields

I never get drunk. Never. Iss the beer's fault. I'm strong, but the beer must be sssssstrooooooong.-Niklass — Stacey Jay

If Jeff wished to pursue the matter he'd have to leave his beer, and I felt intuitively that he would never do that. — Kevin Hearne

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. — Benjamin Franklin

Who made you eat bitch for lunch? Who poured you a tall bitch beer float? Who sprinkled bacon bitch on your salad? — A.S. King

I talk better when I'm drinking coffee." "Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder. — D.D. Barant

Beer is a good family drink. — Lydia Maria Francis Child

Camp-keeping in the Delta was not all beer and skittles. — Aldo Leopold

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet. — MCM

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. — David Daye

I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on. — Helen Fielding

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend? — Dennis Miller

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina