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Beer is proof that God loves us. — Benjamin Franklin

And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more. — Elton John

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. — David Justice

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

Why do you read books?" he asked. "Why do you drink beer?" I replied without glancing in his direction, — Haruki Murakami

The U.K.'s debt belongs legally to Westminster, so Scotland, by definition, can't default on it. — Nicola Sturgeon

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk. — Sara Sheridan

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. — Patrick Rothfuss

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey Jr.

I wish to please the people, but I want to make them cry, perhaps. There, I have said it. — Anna Held

Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one. — Franklyn Ajaye

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool. — Waylon Jennings

To the being of fully alive, the future is not ominous but a promise; it surrounds the present like a halo. — John Dewey

Come on, buddy
she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute. — Katie Allen

His work seems to confirm my old axiom: it is useless to try to keep the whole body alive. — Adolfo Bioy Casares

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer. — Nancy Astor

I think it's amazing that I'm 45 and it is the most creatively successful year of my life. — Amy Landecker

Just like that, as quickly as our love came out in the open, it crawled back in the shadows; the shortest fairytale ever written. — S.E. Hall

Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts. — Gordon B. Hinckley

The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination. — Samuel Butler

If you want to know what Jesus meant by what Jesus said, pay attention to that Jesus did. — Andy Stanley

Supermom wasn't a bad job description. The pay was lousy if you were talking about real money. But the payoff was priceless in so many other ways. — Roxanne Henke

Smoking's banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body, he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer. — Jo Nesbo

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed. — Demetri Martin

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. — George Bernard Shaw

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet. — MCM

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

How many of you were born in Oklahoma? Yeah, never raise your hand to a question like that again. We're the mecca of beer-drinkin' rednecks. — Bryant A. Loney

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields

I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.
Jeez, doesn't the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning? — Joanne McClean

I don't take roles I can't respect. If I can't find a reason to be respectful of the character, I won't do it because I couldn't do it justice. — Esther Rolle

Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! — Friedrich Nietzsche

Enormous novels by co-eds.
Rain down on our defenceless heads. Till our teeth chatter. — W. H. Auden

The Pilgrims believed beer was an unalloyed good, a 'good creature of God.' People who did not drink were suspect and 'crank-brained. — Susan Cheever

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W.C. Fields

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? — Bret Easton Ellis

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. — Rita Rudner