Bed Quotes
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Bed Quotes & Sayings
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Shoes: that putting them on a bed invited death into the family, that a quarrel would follow if one put on the left shoe first.
— Khaled Hosseini
Angry men make themselves beds of nettles.
— Samuel Richardson
I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.
— Marilyn Manson
I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly.
— Chelsea M. Campbell
He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do.
— Charlie Close
I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade
— Jeaniene Frost
Does it involve getting naked and going back to bed, and you assuring me that you didn't marry me for my culinary skills?
— J. Kenner
Much later, Alice would wonder what might have happened if she had gone to bed when she was supposed to.
— Django Wexler
Livvy and Tony are in bed eating Chinese food.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
I live a rock-star kind of life where I don't go to bed until 4 A.M. I'm very nocturnal.
— Katy Perry
I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists.
— Anne Lamott
We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us.
— Charles Darwin
'Southland' is very real; it's not about who found the hair in the bed. There are procedural aspects to it, but it's not about that.
— Christopher Chulack
Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead.
— W. H. Auden
It's not the sort of night for bed, anyhow.
— Kenneth Grahame
I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am.
— Chavela Vargas
A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.
— Robert Morley
My fear was that I'd oversleep, and when Ranger broke into my apartment to wake me up, I'd drag him into bed with me. And then what would I tell Joe?
— Janet Evanovich
I told you what I want. You under me, on top of me, against the wall, on this table, against the sofa. Maybe even on the bed. Should I continue?
— Monica La Porta
I wanted to lie in bed with her at night, and bemoan the ordeal of planning a wedding. I wanted it all.
— Christina Lauren
God, children know something they can't tell; they like Red Riding Hood and the wolf in bed!
— Djuna Barnes
He wished they could just be naked in his bed and not worry about words. Talking was overrated anyway.
— Savannah Stuart
He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five minutes.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.
— Queen Latifah
I feel pretty good when I get out of bed in the morning. I don't feel all beat up, which is nice.
— Drew Bledsoe
If things are going well, if the writing's coming along, I jump out of bed happy. And if the previous day has been bad, I get out of bed disgruntled.
— Robert Caro
It's a dangerous fire begins in the bed-straw.
— George Herbert
Well, widow-comforter, how is she?" Olive spoke in the dark from the bed.
"Struggling," he said.
"Who isn't? — Elizabeth Strout
"Struggling," he said.
"Who isn't? — Elizabeth Strout
There is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap.
— Faraaz Kazi
We say the United States is a rich country, but how can we be rich when millions of poor American children go to bed hungry?
— Alexandra Paul
She said a good day ain't got no rain
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of things that might have been — Paul Simon
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of things that might have been — Paul Simon
But I will be,
A bridegroom in my death, and run into't
As to a lover's bed. — William Shakespeare
A bridegroom in my death, and run into't
As to a lover's bed. — William Shakespeare
Clairey knew well that it was one thing to occupy his bed, quite another to occupy his heart.
— Tracy Winegar
Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
— Orson Scott Card
If you go to bed angry you have robbed yourself
of a chance to wake up happy. — Matshona Dhliwayo
of a chance to wake up happy. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Get over here. We're having intimate bed conversation and I won't do it with a foot of mattress between us.
— Jane Seville
Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.
— Martin Millar
Home isn't a place. It's not having a bed to come home to, or a yard, or a Christmas tree at the holidays. Home is the people who love you.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
The movement of the stream is distinct from the river bed, although it must adopt its winding course.
— Henri Bergson
When you're a bed wetter there's only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they're hard to come by.
— Sarah Silverman
Once you go dead, there's no one better in bed!" ~ Cat
— Jeaniene Frost
Don't you want to fall into bed and let me pay special attention to you all day?
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
I may have said that I wanted to have an adventure," replied Miss Thane. "But I never said that I wanted to be murdered in my bed.
— Georgette Heyer
The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne
But when all was said and done, the love between us in the little bed, as well as in our hearts, was so real I could practically touch it.
— Mia Kerick
In family life people almost always adjust themselves to misfortune. They make a bed of it and hope makes them accept that bed, however hard it is.
— Honore De Balzac
Creep into thy narrow bed, Creep, and let no more be said!
— Matthew Arnold
I do not relish leaving home, leaving my children, leaving the familiarity of my bed, my coffee maker, my slippers, but I do love hotels.
— Nickolas Butler
I lay on the bed and lost myself in stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyways.
— Neil Gaiman
When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me.
— Tracey Emin
I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast.
— Scroobius Pip
At night in bed, they talked. He, of the bees. She of the birds. Never of the birds and bees.
— LaVyrle Spencer
I think of night. The moon shines in front of the bed. Above the frost is the doubt. I look up and there is a full moon. I look down and miss my life.
— Antonio Garrido
Good God, it's like a burly pirate landed in my bed and is waiting for another round of debauchery.
— Kristen Callihan
There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet.
— Nicole Krauss
All top international athletes wake up in the morning feeling tired and go to bed feeling very tired.
— Brendan Foster
I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment.
— Brandon Boyd
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me!
— Charles M. Schulz
Snake my way into her bed? You dont' know your roomate well do you? She jumped me and rode me til I was cross-eyed!
~Jack — Ann Mayburn
~Jack — Ann Mayburn
I go to bed at 2 A.M. and get up at 7 A.M. - I've never been a sleeper. But I definitely get sick every month-and-a-half.
— Alexa Von Tobel
his weight pinning me to the bed.
— Diana Gabaldon
I like to personalise my dressing room, have a cover for the bed and, if it is a long run, a few cushions and a teapot - a little pot for one.
— Lesley Manville
They caressed one another until their hides shone. They embraced until their 206 bones squeaked like mice. Their bed was a boat in a weird sea.
— Tom Robbins
It was like someone had cheerfully suggested she run a marathon when she'd just dragged herself out of bed after suffering from the flu.
— Liane Moriarty
Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Connection was the thing, whether through bed, bottle, grand inquisitorial session.
— Anthony Burgess
But the trade-off for my self-respect was a cold bed and an over-used vibrator, and it was starting to wear thin.
— Sierra Simone
I think Saturday may be Latin for stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night.
— Bart Millard
I stared at Jean-Claude still cuddled on the corner of the bed. He looked adorable, and if I'd had a gun, I'd have shot him on the spot.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I've got a business to run. Elmo's bringing over a new bed frame. Dora broke her's last night. That girl should be in a side show, not a whorehouse.
— Ruta Sepetys
Caesar's double-bed is warm
As an unimportant clerk
Writes i do not like my work
On a pink official form. — W. H. Auden
As an unimportant clerk
Writes i do not like my work
On a pink official form. — W. H. Auden
Seventeen, and beautiful, and already a legend. Half the girls in the Seven Kingdom want to bed him, and all the boys want to be him.
— George R R Martin
I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in.
— Bellamy Young
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
— Matt Groening
You're staring at my ass."
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen
When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.
— Arthur Wellesley
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'
— Paris Hilton
A death-bed's a detector of the heart.
— Edward Young
I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
— Heather Mills
It's bad to get up early, stand at your typewriter and work, then find it's nothing and take a bottle to bed.
— Ray Bradbury
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
— George Burns
Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.
— Denise Richards
Though a modern woman's computer is more intimate than her bed ...
— Elizaveta Mikhailichenko