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Bed Quotes & Sayings

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Shoes: that putting them on a bed invited death into the family, that a quarrel would follow if one put on the left shoe first. — Khaled Hosseini

Angry men make themselves beds of nettles. — Samuel Richardson

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it. — Marilyn Manson

I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it ... — John Mayer

He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do. — Charlie Close

I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade — Jeaniene Frost

Does it involve getting naked and going back to bed, and you assuring me that you didn't marry me for my culinary skills? — J. Kenner

Much later, Alice would wonder what might have happened if she had gone to bed when she was supposed to. — Django Wexler

Livvy and Tony are in bed eating Chinese food. — Eric Jerome Dickey

I live a rock-star kind of life where I don't go to bed until 4 A.M. I'm very nocturnal. — Katy Perry

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists. — Anne Lamott

We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us. — Charles Darwin

'Southland' is very real; it's not about who found the hair in the bed. There are procedural aspects to it, but it's not about that. — Christopher Chulack

Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead. — W. H. Auden

It's not the sort of night for bed, anyhow. — Kenneth Grahame

I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am. — Chavela Vargas

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time. — Robert Morley

My fear was that I'd oversleep, and when Ranger broke into my apartment to wake me up, I'd drag him into bed with me. And then what would I tell Joe? — Janet Evanovich

I told you what I want. You under me, on top of me, against the wall, on this table, against the sofa. Maybe even on the bed. Should I continue? — Monica La Porta

I took the sing from your song. I made a bed where you don't belong. — Ben Howard

I wanted to lie in bed with her at night, and bemoan the ordeal of planning a wedding. I wanted it all. — Christina Lauren

God, children know something they can't tell; they like Red Riding Hood and the wolf in bed! — Djuna Barnes

He wished they could just be naked in his bed and not worry about words. Talking was overrated anyway. — Savannah Stuart

He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five minutes. — P.G. Wodehouse

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts. — Queen Latifah

I feel pretty good when I get out of bed in the morning. I don't feel all beat up, which is nice. — Drew Bledsoe

If things are going well, if the writing's coming along, I jump out of bed happy. And if the previous day has been bad, I get out of bed disgruntled. — Robert Caro

It's a dangerous fire begins in the bed-straw. — George Herbert

Well, widow-comforter, how is she?" Olive spoke in the dark from the bed.
"Struggling," he said.
"Who isn't? — Elizabeth Strout

There is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap. — Faraaz Kazi

We say the United States is a rich country, but how can we be rich when millions of poor American children go to bed hungry? — Alexandra Paul

Slowly, I opened my eyes and turned toward the other side of my bed. Damn. For being — Magan Vernon

She said a good day ain't got no rain
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of things that might have been — Paul Simon

One is forced to examine one's life when trapped in the wall by a Murphy bed. — Cheryl McKay

But I will be,
A bridegroom in my death, and run into't
As to a lover's bed. — William Shakespeare

I'm probably the sexiest and best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed. — Blink-182

Her Pan-Cake makeup was cracking like a dried-out Dakota lake bed. — John Sandford

Clairey knew well that it was one thing to occupy his bed, quite another to occupy his heart. — Tracy Winegar

Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes. — Orson Scott Card

It says, 'No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets,' she announced finally. — George Orwell

If you go to bed angry you have robbed yourself
of a chance to wake up happy. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Get over here. We're having intimate bed conversation and I won't do it with a foot of mattress between us. — Jane Seville

Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist. — Martin Millar

Home isn't a place. It's not having a bed to come home to, or a yard, or a Christmas tree at the holidays. Home is the people who love you. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

The movement of the stream is distinct from the river bed, although it must adopt its winding course. — Henri Bergson

When you're a bed wetter there's only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they're hard to come by. — Sarah Silverman

I'd like to do a job where I don't have to tie women to beds. — Jamie Dornan

Once you go dead, there's no one better in bed!" ~ Cat — Jeaniene Frost

There are few nicer things than sitting up in bed, drinking strong tea, and reading. — Alan Clark

Don't you want to fall into bed and let me pay special attention to you all day? — Jodi Ellen Malpas

I may have said that I wanted to have an adventure," replied Miss Thane. "But I never said that I wanted to be murdered in my bed. — Georgette Heyer

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne

But when all was said and done, the love between us in the little bed, as well as in our hearts, was so real I could practically touch it. — Mia Kerick

In family life people almost always adjust themselves to misfortune. They make a bed of it and hope makes them accept that bed, however hard it is. — Honore De Balzac

Creep into thy narrow bed, Creep, and let no more be said! — Matthew Arnold

I do not relish leaving home, leaving my children, leaving the familiarity of my bed, my coffee maker, my slippers, but I do love hotels. — Nickolas Butler

I lay on the bed and lost myself in stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyways. — Neil Gaiman

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me. — Tracey Emin

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast. — Scroobius Pip

At night in bed, they talked. He, of the bees. She of the birds. Never of the birds and bees. — LaVyrle Spencer

I think of night. The moon shines in front of the bed. Above the frost is the doubt. I look up and there is a full moon. I look down and miss my life. — Antonio Garrido

Good God, it's like a burly pirate landed in my bed and is waiting for another round of debauchery. — Kristen Callihan

There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet. — Nicole Krauss

Did I choose this life of illusion? Don't be mad. My bed was made, I just lied in it. — Tim O'Brien

All top international athletes wake up in the morning feeling tired and go to bed feeling very tired. — Brendan Foster

A child should never go to bed, they only wake up a day older. — J.M. Barrie

I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment. — Brandon Boyd

I really want to make love to you. Please come to bed with me. — E.L. James

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me! — Charles M. Schulz

Snake my way into her bed? You dont' know your roomate well do you? She jumped me and rode me til I was cross-eyed!

~Jack — Ann Mayburn

I go to bed at 2 A.M. and get up at 7 A.M. - I've never been a sleeper. But I definitely get sick every month-and-a-half. — Alexa Von Tobel

his weight pinning me to the bed. — Diana Gabaldon

I like to personalise my dressing room, have a cover for the bed and, if it is a long run, a few cushions and a teapot - a little pot for one. — Lesley Manville

They caressed one another until their hides shone. They embraced until their 206 bones squeaked like mice. Their bed was a boat in a weird sea. — Tom Robbins

It was like someone had cheerfully suggested she run a marathon when she'd just dragged herself out of bed after suffering from the flu. — Liane Moriarty

I'm going back to bed. And when I wake up maybe that ugly girl will be gone. — Amanda Grace

Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Connection was the thing, whether through bed, bottle, grand inquisitorial session. — Anthony Burgess

But the trade-off for my self-respect was a cold bed and an over-used vibrator, and it was starting to wear thin. — Sierra Simone

I think Saturday may be Latin for stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night. — Bart Millard

I stared at Jean-Claude still cuddled on the corner of the bed. He looked adorable, and if I'd had a gun, I'd have shot him on the spot. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I've got a business to run. Elmo's bringing over a new bed frame. Dora broke her's last night. That girl should be in a side show, not a whorehouse. — Ruta Sepetys

Caesar's double-bed is warm
As an unimportant clerk
Writes i do not like my work
On a pink official form. — W. H. Auden

Seventeen, and beautiful, and already a legend. Half the girls in the Seven Kingdom want to bed him, and all the boys want to be him. — George R R Martin

I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in. — Bellamy Young

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed? — Matt Groening

Living with a whore
even the best whore in the world
isn't a bed of roses. — Henry Miller

You're staring at my ass."
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out. — Arthur Wellesley

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' — Paris Hilton

A death-bed's a detector of the heart. — Edward Young

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun. — Heather Mills

It's bad to get up early, stand at your typewriter and work, then find it's nothing and take a bottle to bed. — Ray Bradbury

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it. — Grace Slick

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. — George Burns

Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker. — Denise Richards

Though a modern woman's computer is more intimate than her bed ... — Elizaveta Mikhailichenko

I want to read you every night. I want to take you to bed with me : your words, your thoughts, your mind, your body and your soul. — Avijeet Das

Thanks for outing me. (Alix)
Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero) — Sherrilyn Kenyon