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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
— Greg Behrendt
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
— Jim Norton
It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
— Milton Jones
Just because you're a belter doesn't make you funny; it just means that's how your pipes are set up.
— Laura Benanti
Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real.
— Laura Prepon
Your hair is the color of dirt," she said. "It knows where it came from." "That's funny," Blue noted, "because then mine should be that color, too.
— Maggie Stiefvater
On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
— David Hyde Pierce
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with.
— Lindsay Lohan
It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder.
— Matt Taibbi
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
— Brady Anderson
It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation.
— Kevin Connolly
It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater.
— Charles Kimbrough
It's funny because it's funny.
— David Spade
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
— George Carlin
I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!'
— Ashley Benson
It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old.
— Judd Apatow
It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy.
— Judd Apatow
needed someone intelligent, motivated, funny, caring, strong, tolerant - because let's face it, I was no picnic. Someone
— Genna Rulon
I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny.
— John Michael Higgins
I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.
— Sam Yagan
It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny.
— Peter Dinklage
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
— Zach Galifianakis
A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.
— Mitch Hedberg
We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
— Magic Johnson
Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it.
— Kevin Rooney
It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.
— Chris Robinson
It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.
— Gary Oldman
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
— Jim Davis
For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful.
— Christian Fennesz
It's a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would've pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum.
— Rick Riordan
It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then.
— Alex Graves
I like kissing people because it's funny.
— Casey Abrams
It's funny, because I don't think of myself as a novelist. I think of myself as a writer.
— Susanna Clarke
My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'Alec chuckled.
'It's only funny if he's not your cousin.'
'It's funny because it's true. — Julia Quinn
I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem.
— Jim Norton
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
— Jerry Coleman
Let's start at 35 because I don't know where it is.
— Eugene Ormandy
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.
— Stephen Colbert
It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had.
— Gaby Hoffmann
It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer.
— Keith Fullerton Whitman
It's not fair! (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
— Jerry Coleman
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
I just wrote a book. But don't go and buy it yet, because I don't think it's finished.
— Lawrence Welk
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
— Peter Jacobson
It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.
— Lance Armstrong
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.
— Danny Bonaduce
It's funny because my main awkwardness around writing the song had little to do with the method.
— Erin McKeown
Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in.
— Manish Dayal
It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books.
— Antonio Lobo Antunes
It's funny, because when you work on a set, everyone is watching you. You are being observed by everyone.
— Emily Blunt
An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.
— Unknown
