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Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: I got arrested for playing chess in the

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it. — Milton Jones

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: Your hair is the color of dirt," she

Your hair is the color of dirt," she said. "It knows where it came from." "That's funny," Blue noted, "because then mine should be that color, too. — Maggie Stiefvater

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Jack Paar: The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations. — Jack Paar

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By A.A. Milne: He said it twice because he had never

He said it twice because he had never said it before, and it sounded funny. — A.A. Milne

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!" — Henny Youngman

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Good," she said, "because

Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Jack Kenny: I've never read a review from anybody that

I've never read a review from anybody that said, "I don't want to watch this anymore because it's just too funny. I laughed too much." — Jack Kenny

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You worked for Harry King, they said, because

You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business. — Terry Pratchett

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a

My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg

Because I Said So Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: My parents said they had to make a

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids. — Milton Jones