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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.''Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
I feel my brains, like a pear, to see if it's ripe; it will be exquisite by September.
— Virginia Woolf
Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara GordonYou deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
Females will argue with you for 30 minutes then be like , I aint even gonna argue with you!
— Kevin Hart
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge
— Kevin Hart
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
The goal has been not to get pigeonholed. I like working in different genres. I'm gonna try to be entertaining and funny and do my usual thing.
— Adam Mansbach
'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was ... funny, that's what it is.
— Neill Blomkamp
I like books that are funny, but that aren't trying to be funny. I like situational humor.
— Shiloh Fernandez
If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?
— Gwenn Wright
I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!'
— Ashley Benson
The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.
— George Carlin
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity.
— Chelsey Philpot
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
— Steven Wright
Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind.
— Jay Mark D. Saga-ad
Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny, I like it.
— Rockmond Dunbar
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."
— Charles Dickens
Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one.
— Lindsey Kelk
I wondered if I could make him laugh like that, if he was the kind of guy who believes that girls could also be funny.
— Leila Howland
Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature.
— Stephen King
It takes a lot of energy to be funny ... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.
— Ashton Kutcher
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny.
— Busy Philipps
I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny.
— Chelsea Handler
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
To say my day was not going well, would be like saying the French Revolution had been a bit troublesome for Marie Antoinette.
— Nichole Chase
You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.
— Drew Magary
Aren't faeries supposed to be, like, really tiny? With wings and a wand and faerie dust?""I'm not Tinker Bell! — Rachel Morgan
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
— Ron Funches
Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn.
— Stephanie Perkins
Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
— Jill Shalvis
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
What's that?" he asked, when I stood beside him again."Halos," I said with a grin. "For heavenly creatures like us."
"That might be a stretch. — Richelle Mead
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like.
— William Sadler
I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
— Keenen Ivory Wayans
I like girls to be wild but at the same time beautifully brought up and very funny.
— Karl Lagerfeld
You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?
— Catherine Lowell
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
— Sarah Silverman
I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.
— Mitch Hedberg
What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ...
— Tsugumi Ohba
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.
— Brian Wilson
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.
— Kevin Durant
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
— Lucian Bane
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
— Robert Pattinson
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
I didn't actually know what regret tasted like - but I imagined if it did have a flavor, it would be lutefisk.
— Angela N. Blount
It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh.
— Melissa Walker
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
— Jerry Coleman
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
I like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people.
— Suzy Kline
And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny.
— Cassandra Clare
Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough.
— John Wyndham
I really think I'd be better at, like, advanced napping techniques.
— Tui T. Sutherland
Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster.
— Ali Farahnakian
Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.
— Katie MacAlister
Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.
— J.K. Rowling
I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband.
— Jessica Lowndes
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
— P. J. O'Rourke
I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.
— George Carlin
But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!
— Terry Pratchett
