Bathrooms Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Bathrooms

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I have a public bathroom rating system that I keep in my head, and anything that I think rates lower than two stars, I won't even enter. — Sally J. Pla

Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.
Regin — Kresley Cole

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms. — Bette Davis

I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another. — Ewan McGregor

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. — Al Yankovic

(Taking shelter in bathrooms is a surprisingly common phenomenon, as you probably know if you're an introvert. — Susan Cain

I want to have a food truck that would just be bathrooms. I would line it up in back of the other food trucks, and I'd charge $1 for use. — Ike Barinholtz

too, making jokes about how old everything was at Yale, how the bathrooms — Catherine Coulter

quicktrip isn't a gas station. it's an everything-you-really-need station. and their bathrooms are immaculate. — Rainbow Rowell

You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged. — Pope John XXIII

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.'
'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex

There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms. — Tina Fey

These people who build houses with 13 bathrooms and so on, there's something wrong with them. — David Cheriton

She wouldn't have sex with me in public bathrooms. Little things like this haunted me. I was only twenty-five. — Michelle Tea

Airport bars are more like film sets, the bathrooms reminiscent of dormitories. Everyone is waiting to go somewhere, suspended in nowhere ... — Christy Hall

Oh, cold world
I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I do think the secret to a good marriage is separate bathrooms. — Heather Dubrow

The closest Apollo had ever come to expressing an interest in the opposite sex was the door signs of public bathrooms. — Jonathan Dunne

First bathrooms, now cars. At least people are wearing their seat belts. — Donna Lynn Hope

I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist. — Bonnie Raitt

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate. — Margaret Mead

New York City park bathrooms feel like a crime scene. You are always expecting to see yellow police tape and a chalk-outlined body. — Jim Gaffigan

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms. — Marlene Dietrich

What is it with you and girls' bathrooms? — Becca Fitzpatrick

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub. — Mary McCarthy

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. — Janet Evanovich

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! — Reif Larsen

Well, I've cleaned bathrooms in a warehouse. That was pretty terrible. But I can't complain because I'm sure other people have done worse. — CeeLo Green

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living. — Will Self

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try. — Tom Holt