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Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Orson Scott Card: He was discovered with his feet stuck to

He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet ... — Orson Scott Card

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Seth Green: The chili I ate made for an explosive

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely. — Seth Green

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Abby Hanlon: There is the Toilet Monster, who comes into

There is the Toilet Monster, who comes into the bathroom if you sit on the toilet for too long. — Abby Hanlon

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Charles M. Schwab: There's no limit possible to the expansion of

There's no limit possible to the expansion of each one of us. — Charles M. Schwab

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Macy Gray: The main part of the house is a

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet. — Macy Gray

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Richard M. Nixon: Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. — Richard M. Nixon

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Kelby Losack: No doubt, the toilet must have come alive

No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling from the bowl. — Kelby Losack

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Janet Evanovich: It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught

It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away. — Janet Evanovich

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Melissa Landers: I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut.

I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet swirly? — Melissa Landers

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Michele Jaffe: On the way out of the bathroom, he

On the way out of the bathroom, he stopped to put the toilet seat down. You're going to break my heart, Ford Winter, she thought. — Michele Jaffe

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Adam Rex: We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens'

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.'
'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By William Shakespeare: Contention, like a horse,Full of high feeding, madly

Contention, like a horse,
Full of high feeding, madly hath broke loose,
And bears down all before him. — William Shakespeare

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Ken Knabb: When the machine grinds to a halt, the

When the machine grinds to a halt, the cogs themselves begin wondering about their function. — Ken Knabb

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Krista Ritchie: It's like leaving the bathroom with a piece

It's like leaving the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging from my pants. — Krista Ritchie

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Alicia Silverstone: Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have. — Alicia Silverstone

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By J.A. Konrath: I can't do it, if I finish that,

I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too. — J.A. Konrath

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. — Rita Rudner

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Rita Ora: One time I tried to use the bathroom

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. — Rita Ora

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Charles Bukowski: He asked, "What makes a man a writer?"

He asked, "What makes a man a writer?" "Well," I said, "it's simple. You either get it down on paper, or jump off a bridge. — Charles Bukowski

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Naoki Higashida: Everybody has a heart that can be touched

Everybody has a heart that can be touched by something. — Naoki Higashida

Bathroom Toilet Quotes By Lisa Graff: I have always had a ridiculous fear that

I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet. — Lisa Graff