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Bathroom Humor Quotes & Sayings

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A sure romance killer is to NOT shut the bathroom door. — Toni Sorenson

Russell looked as though he were in very dire need of a trip to the bathroom. — Christopher Andrews

When a cat goes to the bathroom I look away in embarrassment; when a dog goes to the bathroom I look on with encouragement. — Gregor Collins

That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes. — Gasmaskman

If your shoes stick to the bar floor, you may need to re-think using the bar bathroom. — Kimberly J. Dalferes

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit. — Rita Rudner

I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs. — Stella Lennon

You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation. — Dave Attell

Shrouded in his red cassock, he padded off to the bathroom lost in the silent ecstasy or wearing new socks. — Julia Stuart

Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub? — Shelly Crane

I can't function around a man if I know his ability to give pleasure. — Kristen Ashley

There's such an immediate intimacy with film that you just don't get in theater. — Patrick Wilson

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.'
'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex

Waking up the next morning was torture. I dragged myself to the bathroom feeling like I'd been thrown against a brick wall. Repeatedly. By the Hulk. — K.J. McPike

I asked to use the bathroom and sat, recovering, on the edge of a marble bath on a dais - the kind Greek husbands are slain in. — Olivia Sudjic

The publishing of a book is a worldwide event. The attempt to suppress a book is a worldwide event. — Salman Rushdie

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky. — Chelsea Handler

Let's get a cup of coffee and maybe a blowjob in the bathroom. — Christina Lauren

Around this time, I decided to go back to the bathroom and, oh, I don't know, wash my hands, brush my hair, maybe pluck my eyebrows.
Stuff. — Diana Peterfreund

My problem is not that I don't want to play, it's that I don't want to live! — Gaston Gaudio

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. — Henny Youngman

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble. — Stephen King

the only person worth trusting...entirely...is you~ — B.M. Hardin

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages. — Selma Blair

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom. — Robert Leland Taylor

Good morning, Si! I saw a rat in the bathroom, but he was taking a nice nap and we didn't bother each other. — Cassandra Clare

I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too. — J.A. Konrath