Bathroom Funny Quotes
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Bathroom Funny Quotes & Sayings
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He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet ...
— Orson Scott Card
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
— Candice Bergen
Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
— Rita Rudner
You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation.
— Dave Attell
I've spent my life navigating through sensitive issues. Not wanting to upset people.
— Barry McGuigan
This was fast becoming messy war with our hall now covered in foam and a puddle of green slime...
— Andy Dale
Reece?" she asked softly.
"Hmmm?"
"Kiss me."
And he did. There wasn't even a possibility of saying no. — Samantha Chase
"Hmmm?"
"Kiss me."
And he did. There wasn't even a possibility of saying no. — Samantha Chase
Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.
— Dave Barry
I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.
— Mitch Hedberg
Servant leadership is the foundation and the secret of Sam Walton's ability to achieve team synergy.
— Michael Bergdahl
Our appointment with life is in the present moment. If we do not have peace and joy right now, when will we have peace and joy?
— Nhat Hanh
I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one.
— John Legend
If you're not doin anything and you don't have goals and you got nothing to do then you might as well go jump off something, you just wasting the air.
— Curtis Jackson
But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.
— Chelsea Handler
A woman stood in front of her with the peculiar poise that comes before the discovery of age and after the loss of innocence.
— Donald Kingsbury
If a man, day and night, thinks he is miserable, low and nothing, nothing he becomes. If you say yea, yea, "I am, I am", so shall you be;
— Swami Vivekananda
I wasn't particularly worried; running is overrated anyway, and sport only makes you sweaty and smug and wears out the knees.
— Jasper Fforde
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
— Henny Youngman
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
— Arthur C. Clarke
All my experiments in Ahimsa have taught me that nonviolence in practice means common labour with the body.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Even the smallest and most trivial thing can bring you happiness when you do it for another.
— Sun Myung Moon