Bathroom Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Bathroom

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A lady kept up appearances and never lost her dignity - even when her world had just shattered around her in the stall of the women's bathroom. — Carolyn Brown

The same kind of Diefenbachia that Grandmother Waterhouse used to have growing on the counter in her downstairs bathroom. — Neal Stephenson

I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.' — Steven Tyler

Using the bathroom in a frat house is like hanging out the door of a speeding car. You're taking a risk. — Kandi Steiner

When she called her brother, Buster said that she should climb out the window of the bathroom and run away, which was his solution to most problems. — Kevin Wilson

Russell looked as though he were in very dire need of a trip to the bathroom. — Christopher Andrews

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it. — Ronald Blythe

I need a bathroom. And there are way too many people around here for us to — Anita Diamant

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious. — Christy Leigh Stewart

If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light? Put the torch there on the nightstand. — Hugo Chavez

I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job. — Lemony Snicket

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter

A man's bathroom is his castle — John Steinbeck

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub. — Grover Norquist

I'm staking out the bathroom to see if I can pick up chicks," he told her. "See? It worked. — Hailey Abbott

I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs. — Stella Lennon

He went beatboxing to the bathroom, and when he came back, he brought a stench with him. The boy behind him kicked his shirt and out fell a tiny poop. — Lauren Groff

Desire is like fog on a bathroom mirror
its presence incites you to wipe the mirror, and see yourself clearly again. — Vera Nazarian

Shrouded in his red cassock, he padded off to the bathroom lost in the silent ecstasy or wearing new socks. — Julia Stuart

Sometimes you have to see the bathroom to know the hard reality of things. — Maureen Johnson

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. — Rita Ora

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. — Erma Bombeck

In the girls' bathroom, I run the water hot and hold my hands under it until I feel — Courtney Summers

I asked to use the bathroom and sat, recovering, on the edge of a marble bath on a dais - the kind Greek husbands are slain in. — Olivia Sudjic

I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it. — Carol Ann Duffy

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. — Rita Rudner

In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water
Thinking; "Damn, I should've been a better father to my daughter" — Slug

The mystery of the MAGIC BATHROOM will be revealed unto thee. — Peter Rogers

In 1969 America put the man on the moon.
In 2016 America put the man in the women's bathroom. — Celso Cukierkorn

There's something of everything in my bathroom. — Celine Dion

I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.
Maybe an airbag too. — J.A. Konrath

A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt. — John Walter Bratton

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub. — Mary McCarthy

And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would he be in heaven? — Chuck Palahniuk

Are you about to have sex in my bathroom?"
Without missing a beat, Kellan responded with, "Yes," and started closing the door. — S.C. Stephens

The umpire ... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order. — Neville Cardus

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom. — Monica Denise Brown

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. — Tommy Shaw

The sun's outside the bathroom window, trying to show us we're all being stupid. All you have to do is look around. — Chuck Palahniuk

It's like leaving the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging from my pants. — Krista Ritchie

It was nice to be around a girly girl, even if it meant there was no space for his shaving gear in the bathroom. — Bart Hopkins

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. — Hideo Kojima

Good morning, Si! I saw a rat in the bathroom, but he was taking a nice nap and we didn't bother each other. — Cassandra Clare

And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate. — Dodie Smith

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have. — Alicia Silverstone

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms. — Marlene Dietrich

Everybody needs a seashell in her bathroom to remind her the ocean is her home. — Sue Monk Kidd

Why had Jesse asked Scarlett to sit next to him? And since when did guys go to the bathroom together? — Lauren Conrad

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily.
Ezra smiled. "Can I come? — Sara Shepard

Here I am, in a lovely hotel room, with my own bathroom. I have never experienced such incredible luxury. — Ellen Emerson White

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. — Robert Breault

Don't you think it's sad some people are only remembered by the graffiti about them on the bathroom stalls? — Cole Gibsen

No, the best thing to do was to get the heck out of the bathroom and find a teacher, or a cop, or an exorcist. I'd take anyone at this point. — Rachel Hawkins

Around this time, I decided to go back to the bathroom and, oh, I don't know, wash my hands, brush my hair, maybe pluck my eyebrows.
Stuff. — Diana Peterfreund

I swear to God, Gabriel, if you don't stop, I will lose it. I will go to the bathroom and pull a Britney in the middle of your acceptance speech. — Claire Contreras

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages. — Selma Blair

He walked into the bathroom, wincing at himself in the mirror, that always more tired older brother. — J.G. Ballard

I smoke so much. Three packs a day ... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell

So he taped a sign on the bathroom door that said OFFICE OF MR. THOMAS WADE. My mom put a sign next to it that said I'D RATHER BE FISHING. — Katherine Applegate

Chloe, are you in the bathroom fucking that nice slice of man cake? — Christina Lauren

Love dries up, I thought
as I walked back to the
bathroom, even faster
than sperm. — Charles Bukowski

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. — Harlan Ellison

I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom. — Becky G

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher. — Demetri Martin

Since Hetty wasn't even here yet, I excused myself to go to the bathroom where I promptly picked my kindle up again. Don't judge. — Penelope Ward

I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet. — Lisa Graff

I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. — Rick Riordan

Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom. — Ella Fitzgerald

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity. — Isaac Mizrahi

And Father's fondness for talking about farting and going to the bathroom is disgusting. — Anne Frank

There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes! — Amiri Baraka

I hid the homework, stayed in the bathroom for the longest time trying to cut class - I was a wreck as a kid. — Jordan Francis

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls. — Connie Sellecca

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble. — Stephen King

Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun. — Jillian Barberie

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. — Garry Trudeau

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin

Apollo wanted out. Out of Aphrodite, out of this bathroom, out of this house, and out of this life. — Marie Phillips

With all of the seats empty, you could pretend everyone's just gone to the bathroom. — Chuck Palahniuk

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin

At 7:45, I was in the bathroom putting on some mascara when Jenna slipped in wearing an outfit that I can only describe as Hello Kitty Goes Goth. — Rachel Hawkins

I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom — Rick Riordan

The result was enough noise to wake the dead, one of whom started hammering on the bathroom door.
Miss Palmer. Are you all right? — Karen Chance

A token of bathroom stoner etiquette. — Libba Bray

I'm just a bloody guy in a bathroom waiting for the girl of my dreams to realize that she's in love with me. — Chelsea Fine

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. — Eoin Colfer

So where should we do this?" he blurted the second I was inside. "Bathroom? Kitchen? Where? — Anonymous

Girl you need to go in the bathroom and get a mirror and look at the ones I put down below, on your pussy. — Chris Renee

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom. — Tucker Carlson

It is easier for me to take ten good pictures in an airplane bathroom than in the gardens at Versailles. — Sally Mann

Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. — David Levithan

Little sub, you're thinking and worrying again. Time to put you to work."
Work? Scrub the bathroom or
"Kneel. — Cherise Sinclair

I was brought up in a tenement house in a working district. We didn't even have a bathroom! We had a gaslight in the hallway and a black-and-white TV. — Annie Lennox

They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home. — Rodney Dangerfield

But it wasn't until the bathroom door was closed that it really set in she was leaving and I ... I wanted another hug. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. — Rod Stewart

I look around for someplace to sit, but of course there's nowhere. It's the bathroom in the math wing, not the bathroom in Blair Waldorf's house. — Lauren Barnholdt

I hate to be enclosed. I don't like bathroom doors - I don't shut them. In fact, in my house, I have no doors. — Patti Smith

Sometimes spending the night on the bathroom floor brings clarity to an otherwise cloudy situation. — Jewel E. Ann