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I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage. — Lefty Gomez

There is no one correct way to bat, and so of course there is no one correct stance for it. — Stan Musial

My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from
prosecution and c) a baseball bat. — Terry Pratchett

But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have trouble with me! — Dr. Seuss

On the bat's back I do fly
After summer merrily. — William Shakespeare

No frog hates mud; no devil hates hell; not bat and no ignorant hate darkness! They get along well with each other! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Hand with Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, 'Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat?' when suddenly, thump! thump! — Lewis Carroll

My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. — Rodney Dangerfield

When you first assemble a group, it's not a team right off the bat. It's only a collection of individuals — Mike Krzyzewski

I cry a lot when I feel empathy. I can feel heartbroken by life, and I cry quite easily, sometimes for no reason. It's healthy, I think. — Bat For Lashes

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes. — Bob Uecker

Mothman flew away from town, like a giant bat, and then disappeared from sight behind a thicket of skeletal autumn trees. — Don Roff

When I'm at bat, I'm in scoring position. — Oscar Gamble

Being with a small publisher has been huge. They bat for me for everything. — Steven Amsterdam

Test cricket is bloody hard work, especially when you've got Sachin batting with what looks like a three metre wide bat. — Michael Hussey

Trust may be in short supply after years of disappointments. However, improvement could come in a bat of an eye! — Jon Jones

I was never coached; I was never told how to hold a bat. — Donald Bradman

Why should I be scared of an oversized bat who likes to throw temper tantrums? — Sarah J. Maas

Are you tall? Are you strong? How big are your hands? You must be honest with yourself or you will end up using the wrong bat. — Pete Rose

You fool around with different pitches playing catch, but it's not the same when you've got to face some guy with a bat in his hand. — Chili Davis

I have a few friends that I think would go to bat for me no matter what. Flea is definitely one of them. Guy Oseary is one of them. — Anthony Kiedis

When you go to bat as many times as I do, you're bound to get a good average. That's why I keep my projects diversified. — Walt Disney

It's a pretty sure thing that the player's bat is what speaks loudest when it's contract time, but there are moments when the glove has the last word. — Brooks Robinson

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five. — Beano Cook

Yes, Severus does seem the type, doesn't he? So useful to have him swooping around like an overgrown bat. — J.K. Rowling

And she says, "You know your ass says, Bat Girl, right?" I didn't. "That do it for you, Calloway?" "It does a lot of things for me. — Krista Ritchie

Omygod, I haven't got years. I'll have to hide in the Bat Cave."
"Once you go to the Bat Cave it's forever, babe."
Eeek. — Janet Evanovich

You're more like dun-dun-na-NAH Romantic Man whose superpower is hopeless romanticism. Your bat signal would be a big red heart over Gotham. — Violet Duke

He was so handsome,but he didn't look well.He reminded her of a cigarette. — Francesca Lia Block

When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. — Evel Knievel

I am not yet born; O hear me.
Let not the bloodsucking bat or the rat or the stoat or the
club-footed ghoul come near me. — Louis MacNeice

I was much entertained last summer with a tame bat, which would take flies out of a person's hand. — Gilbert White

Cyclones cannot see you if you don't move"
"That's dinosaurs you crazy fruit bat! — G. Norman Lippert

I would be comfortable to bat anywhere, — Adam Gilchrist

And I can say that I'll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat. — Adam Gilchrist

You have to stay fresh and blank in your mind when you go out to bat. You complicate things, and you're gone. — Virat Kohli

I got to thinking that poems were like people. Some people you got right off the bat. Some people you just didn't get
and never would get. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball. — Dizzy Dean

My party is going bat (EXPLETIVE DELETED) crazy. — Lindsey Graham

Today I fed him right off the bat, and only checked Facebook twice. — Chila Woychik

Something else? That's the nice way of saying they're bat-shit crazy. — J. Lynn

Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it. — Ozzy Osbourne

Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. — Judy Gold

I grew up on the softball field. Every day I would take my glove and my bat with me. — Yoenis Cespedes

I'm still very critical of myself, but I've learned to deal with it. You know that every at-bat is important, but it's not life and death. — Troy Glaus

When I was little, people like Talking Heads were on the radio. There was something geeky yet groundbreaking about them. — Bat For Lashes

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father. — Greg Behrendt

A Bat meeting any one running away, signifies an evasion: for although she have no wings, yet she flies. — Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa

I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil? — Bill Maher

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass — Daven Anderson

There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat. — Jared Leto

SHANE:WANT SOME SHANE ASKED.COME AND GET IT BAT BOY
MICHAEL:YOUR NOT MY BLOOD TYPE BRO — Rachel Caine

Et tu, Henry? Asher held a hand to his chest. Henry didn't bat an eye. He was clearly used to the dramatics. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

I always listen to music before I go out to bat. Any track, really, just whatever I feel like at the time. — Andrew Flintoff

It was going to be a very long and bat-shit crazy night. — C.C. Hunter

They say for every high high there must be a low low low low low — Bat For Lashes

What the hell kind of man decides to dress up as a bat and run around the city? There's got to be something a little bit loose in there. — Christian Bale

These days, you could stage a three-point orgy in the garden and nobody would bat an eye... — Angela Carter

I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher. — Rogers Hornsby

The American boy starts swinging the bat about as soon as he can lift one. — Tris Speaker

I've got a right to knock down anybody holding a bat. — Early Wynn

We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you're crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you're worried about being proper? — Bethany Wiggins

Nicu: It's not fair! Everybody has fangs but me, and I can't even turn into a bat properly. Sometimes when I try I end up as a sparrow! — Elias Zapple

Every at-bat, I try to hit the ball. I don't like to strike out. I put the ball in play a lot, so I'll take the hits as they come. — Garrett Atkins

He'd have to be blinder than a bat. ~Alexander — Ellen Schreiber

Your bat is your life. It's your weapon. You don't want to go into battle with anything that feels less than perfect. — Lou Brock

Are you insane?" she'd replied.
"Yes." Jeoff didn't even bat an eye as he admitted it.
-Arabella & Jeoff — Eve Langlais

The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. — Ted Williams

Recognition hit Victoria like an unexpected encounter with a bat. — Lynn Raye Harris

What sexual preference do you hope she has?" "Happiness." Isnt that cool? — Francesca Lia Block

Cancer is a bitch that needs to get the crap smacked out of it. I intend to stand on the front lines with a big-ass bat. — Brenna Aubrey

Had I just made a date with a tatted up bat wielding miscreant? — Holly Hood

In the description of night in Macbeth, the beetle and the bat detract from the general idea of darkness - inspissated gloom. — Samuel Johnson

What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it? — Yahtzee Croshaw

I was brought up by the English side of my family, who are very repressed and working class. Absolutely lovely, but very English. — Bat For Lashes

I'll pay to watch MS Dhoni Bat. Dhoni is not the next Gilchrist. He's the first MS Dhoni. — Adam Gilchrist

I want to communicate to the everyday person. I don't want to just roll around in my own avant-garde pool of coolness. — Bat For Lashes

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. — Jerry Coleman

Jacques Rudolph at the moment is using the inside edge as much as the middle of the bat. — Ian Botham

Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride. — Cassandra Clare

In this lineup, anywhere I hit, I don't care. I always go out there and swing the bat the same way. — Robinson Cano

My one regret was that I never photographed the bat before we drank it. — A.S. King

Along with Coach Edge, who was still so charged with adrenaline that every time the ship hit turbulence, he swung his bat and yelled, Die! — Rick Riordan

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested. — Gini Koch

But still they turn from it, all of them, and bat their wings against their own impossible dreams. — Alma Alexander

I go game to game, at-bat to at-bat. That's my way. — Lance Berkman

Lewis - "Why did you hit Brian over the head with the cricket bat?"
Bev - "Because I love him, there was no other way to get his attention. — Louis Nowra

I don't care where you are, but the fans only remember your last time at bat. — Mike Ditka

Ever since I was a little girl, I loved to make things. I always made dresses for my Barbie dolls. When I was 13, I designed my Bat Mitzvah dress. — Stacey Bendet

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark — Graham Chapman

To enter the past is like poking a baseball bat into a spiderweb: it can't be done subtly or delicately. — Robert Silverberg

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman. — Prince Philip

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. — Ozzy Osbourne

I stared at him. You're a bat, Rudi! She's a mermaid. What were you thinking? — Charles Stross

You know, it would be much less trouble if you were willing to bat your magic eyelashes. — Jamie Le Fay

His first fall, but the trip was much shorter on a bat. Before he knew — Suzanne Collins

Luck is stupid as a cow and blind as a bat. — Toby Barlow

What is it like to be a bat? What is it like for a bat to be a bat? — Thomas Nagel

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. — Joel Osteen

If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin. — Bat Masterson