Bartender Quotes
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Bartender Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly ... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
— Rodney Dangerfield
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
— W.C. Fields
You're not hiding, but you're sitting in a gay bar at dinnertime. You're not hiding, but you're wearing that suit like it's armor.
— Jodi Picoult
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'
— Foster Friess
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
— Jim Bishop
a beer. The bartender says, "You'll
— Various
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.
— Nick Frost
A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.
— Ernest Rutherford
For a while a person is a junkie and a bartender or a junkie and a father or a junkie and a thief, but after a while he's just a junkie.
— Daniel Polansky
Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.
— Larry McMurtry
It's all part of the bartender's creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they're a little overeager, make them wait.
— William Lashner
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer ...
— Harry Gordon Johnson
Of all of them there at the bar that night, the bartender was the one who survived the longest. He died three weeks later on the road out of the city.
— Emily St. John Mandel
Bartender's smile widened. His ugliness was the stuff of legend. In an age of affordable beauty, there was
— William Gibson
Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Daytime Bartender Moonlights as a madman. Now there's a novel,
— Kimberly Bettes
Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!
— Various
(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am the bartender.
— Martin Fillmore Clark
If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
— Quentin Crisp
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
— Jonathan Frid
A guy walks into a wedding reception. He goes up to the bartender and asks, "Is this the punch line?
— Various
Strangefellows's owner and bartender was a thin pale streak of misery who only wore black because no-one had come up with a darker colour yet.
— Simon R. Green
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets.
— Marco Rubio
When I reached the bar, I ordered a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from the female Klingon bartender and downed half of it.
— Ernest Cline
A bartender named Murphy once told me to be careful when I hit the road because sometimes the road hits back. He was right.
— Patrick Thomas
Never pick a fight with a guy in a bartender's uniform. Never!
— Ryohgo Narita
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries.
— Michael Peterson
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
— Albert Einstein
The girl you're looking for no longer exists. She died thirteen years ago. The woman who's left, she's just a bartender.
— Sarah Grimm
A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef.
— Jose Andres
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.
— Koko Taylor
Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.
— Jodi Picoult
I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.
— Abbie Cobb
My dad was a cop. My mom worked at various jobs - she worked as a homemaker, a bank teller, a bartender.
— Lee Daniels
I wanted to be a bartender for a bit.
— Gia Coppola
