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Instead of going into the bar, where dark shadows sat sampling the tasty waters of oblivion, — Stephen King

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. — Rodney Dangerfield

Twitter is my bar. I sit at the counter and listen to the conversations, starting others, feeling the atmosphere. — Paulo Coelho

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day.
Whoever I had become had to die. — Craig Ferguson

Set your business plan to win; raise the bar or you're not going to be prepared. You need to think that what you're doing will make you $100 million. — Swizz Beatz

Aggression like this demanded slinging the first punch in a bar brawl, firing rounds at a range, or setting a car on fire. — Katherine McIntyre

Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. — Susan Smith

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special. — R.L. Stine

I go down to the dive bar around the corner when I go out. I don't go to the showbiz parties. — Paul Dano

If you don't raise the bar, how will you ever know your potential? — L. Tom Perry

Prisoners at the bar, have you anything to say in your defence? — Agatha Christie

Three men had approached her at a bar, one asking if he could buy her a drink. Her reply had been, "Sure. Petrol, please. Unleaded. — Tessa Bailey

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen. — Faith Sullivan

Too bad I couldn't take Hopper out drinking with me. He could have become Bar Hopper. — Richelle Mead

E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors. — Various

The broader the topic, the easier it is, not only to fill a book, but to set the bar pretty high for really great stuff. — Mary Roach

If you wake up in some field during a storm with an iron bar glued to your hand, obviously someone wants you to be a lightning rod. — Ryan Harding

Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar. — Ernest Hemingway,

How much of our literature, our political life, our friendships and love affairs, depend on being able to talk peacefully in a bar! — John Wain

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. — Ilana Glazer

I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere. — Jeremy Piven

It was the kind of bar where everybody knew your name, as long as your name was 'Motherfucker'. — John Connolly

I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy. — Evan Goldberg

Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito. — Jacqueline Susann

I thought, If I'm gonna run a jazz club, if I've got Miles Davis' posters in my bar, I should at least know what his horn sounds like. — Oprah Winfrey

I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets. — Chris Pratt

He'd been drinking in a bar downtown, when he thought he heard a choir of angels singing in the Tiki Lounge. And that's when he got religion. — Elton John

Of course you had to pick the dive-y-est dive bar this side of Market. I think that door handle just gave me a venereal disease. — Laura Oliva

I like to grow and experiment, and as an artist, it's about kicking the bar up a little. — Natalie Cole

Even if you bar my way,
even if you stare me in the face,
I'll pass you by on the chasm's edge, finer than a hair. — Wislawa Szymborska

About an attractive woman at the bar, my character, Austin Carr, says, "She might be too drunk. I mean, even stockbrokers have some pride. — Jack Getze

I can't go into a bar anywhere without someone starting to play 'the Entertainer'. — Robert Redford

Lee Roy was the best college linebacker - bar none. He would have made every tackle on every play if they had stayed in bounds. — Bear Bryant

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar. — Doug Stanhope

You can't just be a musician; you have to be an entertainer and perform and act just to hit the bar. — Brendon Urie

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. — Owen Jones

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing and mojito in your hand. — Bar Refaeli

Trying to solve the problem by creating more debt is analogous to trying to stop being an alcoholic by going on a bender down at the corner bar. — John L. Casti

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water. — Various

Why do we celebrate the opening of a bar so much? — Ian MacKaye

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets. — Lou Reed

Self worth can only be measured by you, set the bar high — L.J. Vanier

The bar looked like a place where meth-addicted rats went to die. — J.L. Bryan

[Ilse] was suffering so keenly that she wanted to arraign the universe at the bar of her pain. — L.M. Montgomery

I've set the bar quite high in terms of storytelling. — E.L. James

The golden west between its softly dark shores. The sea moaned eerily on the sand-bar, sorrowful even in spring, but a sly, jovial wind — L.M. Montgomery

We had a few issues to work out in the beginning. He made me quit smoking. I made him eat a candy bar. — C.L.Stone

Be certain that you easily clear the minimum standards for service as a missionary and that you are continually raising the bar. — L. Tom Perry

sand-bar, sorrowful — L.M. Montgomery

Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber goes Postal in Potter's Bar. — J.L. Merrow

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. — Arthur Koestler

Consent is really too low a bar. Hold out for enthusiasm. — Rachel Vail

I'm a glutton for coffee Heath Bar crunch ice cream. — Josh Duhamel

I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home. — Bob Lemon

I'm always inspired by people who raise the bar, whether in their field of work, parenthood, or giving back. — Candace Cameron

Three gods, two Druids, and a selkie walk into a bar ... — Kevin Hearne

I think I need to film something tropical on a beach in a bar. — Richard Madden

So why," she muttered to herself, "am I always breaking up bar fights? — Richelle Mead

I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me. — Sam Lipsyte

Yes; quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down you'd treat if met where any bar is, or help to half-a-crown. — Thomas Hardy

I can't raise the bar of others if I haven't raised the bar for myself. — John C. Maxwell

She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar. — L. H. Cosway

Don't raise the bar and narrow the gap, but narrow the gap to raise the bar. — Andy Hargreaves

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. — Jason Flemyng

If you're the band leader you ask more of yourself than anyone else, so they tend to raise the bar for me. — Kristin Hersh

A complacent satisfaction with present knowledge is the chief bar to the pursuit of knowledge. — B.H. Liddell Hart

Of course she knows that I will not join her. I have never danced on a bar. I wouldn't know what to do up there besides fall. — Emily Giffin

I just set the bar, niggas fall under it like a limbo — Drake

Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar."
Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair

Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. — Elle Lothlorien

I bike all the time in New York City. I bike for hours. I can bike for eight hours a day and just go everywhere with bikes. — Bar Refaeli

any town that thought books were cool enough to be in a bar was A-OK in her book. — Delphina Henley

Without stratagems would a people fall, and deliverance is in a wise counsel. — Michael Bar-Zohar

The bar is so low in rap - mediocrity is king! — Jay Electronica

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. — Billy Connolly

One day a man came into the bar and ordered a pint and a pousse-cafe, adding "for our lass" in case I thought he was a ballet dancer or something. — Harry Pearson

I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them anyway. I had a starting point from which I have never stopped running. — Dave Matthes

The school-room sends men to the Legislature, to the bench, and the executive office. The bar-room sends them to the scaffold and hell. — Thomas Jordan Jarvis

Ina May Gaskin is the most important person in maternity care in North America, bar none. — Marsden Wagner

Today, if you own a smartphone, you're carrying a 24-7 singles bar in your pocket. — Aziz Ansari

Never will this prevail, that the things that are not are - bar your thought from this road of inquiry. — Parmenides

But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu. — A.S. King

I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. — Rick Riordan

You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said.
No shit. Any ideas?
Yeah: don't die.
Thanks. — T.J. Klune

The Rolling Stones set the bar to where I look to as a band. But I don't envision myself touring in the way they do. My knees won't hold out. — Jon Bon Jovi

They don't bar vaginas at the door, Shelly. It'll be fun. Come on. Please? — Kim Holden

When I go to M Bar there's all kinds of agents there, looking for people who doing good stuff. — Bob Odenkirk

Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

What would we do together?" Cath asked. "He'd want to go to the bar,and I'd want to stay home and write fanfiction. — Rainbow Rowell

A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The fish croaks, "Water. — Various

By his own admission, he would rather run ten miles, leap a five-bar gate and climb a big hill than engage in any athletic activity. — Terry Pratchett

Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. — David Baldacci

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. — Mia Hamm

I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band! — Eric Carr

Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking. — Tim Ferriss

Clouds of the golden west between its softly dark shores. The sea moaned eerily on the sand-bar, sorrowful even in spring, but a — L.M. Montgomery

It's as if there's a magnet on the outside of the posts and bar. — John Helm

The world is like a bar, we all fill our glasses the way we can. — M.F. Moonzajer

The grave is no bar to my call. — Robert Jordan

I've had some of the best times of my life at The KK. The best staff at the greatest college bar in the country! — Chris Chelios