Bananas Quotes
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Bananas Quotes & Sayings
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You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of.
— Guy Maddin
I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.
— Elvis Presley
a synonym for 'insane' is 'bananas
— Brandon Scott Gorrell
I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain.
— Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Holy bananas, said Skye.
— Jeanne Birdsall
Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
— Harry Styles
Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
— Demetri Martin
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
— Darynda Jones
Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.
— Ginnifer Goodwin
banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on
— Anne D. Mather
Umm ... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet.
— Miles Teller
Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.
— Jack Osbourne
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
— Karl Pilkington
Incompetence is a double-edged banana.
— John Perry Barlow
Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.
— Alexander Stoddart
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
— Claude Pepper
She sounds the way bananas taste.
— Truman Capote
Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.
— Neil Gaiman
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?
— Noel Fielding
You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.
— Yuval Noah Harari
Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas.
— William Tenn
I always have bananas with me for energy.
— Samantha Bond
That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.
— Nicole Peeler
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.
— Lee Kuan Yew
If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.
— Mario
Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
— Scott McNealy
I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?
— Allen Ginsberg
To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.
— Andy Murray
I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.
— Bernard Hopkins
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
— Henny Youngman
Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.
— Pat Condell
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[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn to like them if I did.
— L.M. Montgomery
Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas.
— Alex Ferguson
How can you test whether something's an assumption? Try this: switch things around, and check how bananas everybody goes.
— Annabel Crabb
You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.
— John Diefenbaker
I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
— Xavier Cugat
I have oatmeal every morning with whole milk, bananas, and cinnamon, and it's just the best thing ever.
— Kourtney Kardashian
Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence
— Tony Horton
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.
— Burt Prelutsky
Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.
— Lauren Kate
Never put bananas in the refrigerator.
— Roz Chast
I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.
— Lou Holtz
Bitch, just give it to me straight: are you bobbing for this guy's bananas? Is that what this is about?" she asks. "No - no,
— Laura Thalassa
Ugh. I hated bananas with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.
— Chelsea M. Cameron
It really drives me banana sangwich.
— Dane Cook
Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side.
— Nicki Minaj
Ride 'em, cowboy. Give 'em hell and bananas.
— Ralph Ellison
His breath smelled like bananas and moldy feet.
— Peter Lerangis
Apparently humans share fifty per cent of their DNA with bananas. My father is a constant reminder of that.
— Holly Smale
A woman's not a woman till the pills wear off.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia.
— Ahna O'Reilly
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
— Robert Fulghum
and the bananas are overdone.
— Simone Elkeles
We share half our genes with the banana.
— Robert May, Baron May Of Oxford
It may well be that a liking for bananas is a merely private matter, though this is in fact questionable.
— Terry Eagleton
I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods.
— Candy Crowley
They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.
— Neil Kinnock
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
— Paul Neilan
I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!
— Jonathan Dunne
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.
— Terry Pratchett
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.
— Lauren Child
Seth wasn't the kind of person who made deals with cartels. He was the kind of person who made waffles with whipped cream and bananas.
— K.A. Merikan
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
I bet you can't eat ten bananas!""I bet you're right. — Sarah Dessen
Same with gorillas. Whoops, they say, sky gone all red, stars crashing to ground, what they putting in the bananas these days?
— Terry Pratchett
I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when he returned from the dance floor, 'What's it made of? Apples and Bananas?'-Belle Goose — The Harvard Lampoon
When it gets into these spikes, with shortages and uproar and so forth, people go bananas, but that's capitalism.
— Charlie Munger
And fear. High school smelled of that more than anything else, even more than sweaty feet, cheap perfume and rotten bananas.
— Louise Penny
Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them.
— Mario Balotelli
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.
— Edith Wharton
Cybernetics is NOT the banana.
— Heinz Von Foerster
