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The biggest container ship can carry fifteen thousand boxes. It can hold 746 million bananas, one for every European, on one ship. — Rose George

You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of. — Guy Maddin

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel. — Elvis Presley

a synonym for 'insane' is 'bananas — Brandon Scott Gorrell

I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Holy bananas, said Skye. — Jeanne Birdsall

Being bisexual is like spending your life choosing between meat and potatoes." Marnie suddenly guffawed. "Make that bananas and mangos! — Eli Easton

Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana — Harry Styles

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it. — Demetri Martin

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. — Darynda Jones

If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado! — Carlson Gracie

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas. — Ginnifer Goodwin

I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island — Ice Prince

banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on — Anne D. Mather

Umm ... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet. — Miles Teller

Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana. — Jack Osbourne

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous. — Karl Pilkington

Incompetence is a double-edged banana. — John Perry Barlow

Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it. — Alexander Stoddart

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' — Claude Pepper

She sounds the way bananas taste. — Truman Capote

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas. — Neil Gaiman

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? — Noel Fielding

You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven. — Yuval Noah Harari

Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas. — William Tenn

I always have bananas with me for energy. — Samantha Bond

That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas. — Nicole Peeler

If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana. — Lee Kuan Yew

The one thing in my contract that they have backstage for me is bananas. And usually my assistant will go and get me chicken broth. — Joshua Bell

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. — Mario

Technology has the shelf life of a banana. — Scott McNealy

We cannot think of uniting with others, until after we have first united among ourselves ... One can't unite bananas with scattered leaves. — Malcolm X

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? — Allen Ginsberg

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit. — Andy Murray

I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas. — Bernard Hopkins

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman

Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas. — Pat Condell

LOOK AT MEEE LOOK I own all the bananas now. Give me a dollar. Fuck you. Help me. — Allie Brosh

[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn to like them if I did. — L.M. Montgomery

Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas. — Alex Ferguson

How can you test whether something's an assumption? Try this: switch things around, and check how bananas everybody goes. — Annabel Crabb

You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. — John Diefenbaker

I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. — Xavier Cugat

I have oatmeal every morning with whole milk, bananas, and cinnamon, and it's just the best thing ever. — Kourtney Kardashian

Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence — Tony Horton

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas. — Burt Prelutsky

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. — Ryan Stiles

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas. — Lauren Kate

You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison. — Kevin Keegan

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay ... but I'm not going to. — Katie Aselton

Never put bananas in the refrigerator. — Roz Chast

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more. — Lou Holtz

Bitch, just give it to me straight: are you bobbing for this guy's bananas? Is that what this is about?" she asks. "No - no, — Laura Thalassa

Ugh. I hated bananas with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. — Chelsea M. Cameron

It really drives me banana sangwich. — Dane Cook

Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side. — Nicki Minaj

You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay

Ride 'em, cowboy. Give 'em hell and bananas. — Ralph Ellison

His breath smelled like bananas and moldy feet. — Peter Lerangis

I spend roughly $80 per year watching bananas go brown. — G.H. Eckel

Apparently humans share fifty per cent of their DNA with bananas. My father is a constant reminder of that. — Holly Smale

British Columbia has been described as a banana republic, only with bigger bananas, — John Vaillant

A woman's not a woman till the pills wear off. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas. — Dwyane Wade

I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia. — Ahna O'Reilly

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. — Robert Fulghum

and the bananas are overdone. — Simone Elkeles

We share half our genes with the banana. — Robert May, Baron May Of Oxford

It may well be that a liking for bananas is a merely private matter, though this is in fact questionable. — Terry Eagleton

I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods. — Candy Crowley

He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas. — Matt Bell

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D

It smells like mulberries."
"Sometimes it smells like bananas or artichokes. — Seanan McGuire

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow. — Neil Kinnock

I'll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit. — Jarod Kintz

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan

I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey! — Jonathan Dunne

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana ... — Kiran Desai

If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands. — Terry Pratchett

Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas. — Frankie Muniz

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child

Seth wasn't the kind of person who made deals with cartels. He was the kind of person who made waffles with whipped cream and bananas. — K.A. Merikan

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it. — Greg Fitzsimmons

Singing is my life, and I have to do it, or I'm going to go totally bananas. — Kathleen Hanna

I bet you can't eat ten bananas!"
"I bet you're right. — Sarah Dessen

The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. — Neil Gaiman

Same with gorillas. Whoops, they say, sky gone all red, stars crashing to ground, what they putting in the bananas these days? — Terry Pratchett

I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when he returned from the dance floor, 'What's it made of? Apples and Bananas?'
-Belle Goose — The Harvard Lampoon

When it gets into these spikes, with shortages and uproar and so forth, people go bananas, but that's capitalism. — Charlie Munger

And fear. High school smelled of that more than anything else, even more than sweaty feet, cheap perfume and rotten bananas. — Louise Penny

Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Me Grandad is 74 and he's football bananas, so me nan gets loads of grief. — Jamie Redknapp

I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them. — Mario Balotelli

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. — Edith Wharton

Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me's & bananas individually or by the pocketful. — Jarod Kintz

Cybernetics is NOT the banana. — Heinz Von Foerster

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. — Dana Gould

Ideas are like bananas. That bananas grow only in tropical regions doesn't make them any less delicious in Scandinavia. — Eric Weiner