Banana Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Banana

Banana Quotes & Sayings

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You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of. — Guy Maddin

willingness to give in is rampant in this society of ours. — Banana Yoshimoto

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies. — Danny DeVito

Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures. — Darynda Jones

Okay,' I said, and waving, we parted. The feeling traveled to some infinitely distant place and disappeared. — Banana Yoshimoto

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana — Harry Styles

Oh, yeah, you like that banana? Are you going to turn into banana pudding soon? You going to lose your peel? — Meghan Quinn

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. — Mark Ruffalo

This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana. — Jane Grigson

Why is it that everything I eat when I'm with you is so delicious?' I laughed. 'Could it be that you're satisfying hunger and lust at the same time? — Banana Yoshimoto

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. — Darynda Jones

Truly happy memories always live on, shining. Over time, one by one, they come back to life. — Banana Yoshimoto

Girls clamored for Caleb's attention like chimps on crack. He's got the banana that every girl wants, — Tarryn Fisher

banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on — Anne D. Mather

Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana. — Jack Osbourne

Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake. — Gregg Krech

Hey, I'll give you my banana for your cherry." Pete snorted. "I bet you will ... — Dawn Flemington

I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs. — Elizabeth Berg

Tony chuckled. "So how does my other underwear fit you?" "Like covering a banana with a Band-Aid. — Kaje Harper

The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone. — Hilary McKay

Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris

Why were we so far apart, even when we were together? It was a nice loneliness, like the sensation of washing your face in cold water. — Banana Yoshimoto

One look at a banana and you can tell it came from outer space. — Margaret Atwood

Now only the kitchen and I are left. It's just a little nicer than being all alone. — Banana Yoshimoto

I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them. — Mario Balotelli

I'll get you wetter than a banana in a women's prison. — Courtney Lane

I love feeling the rhythm of other people's lives. It's like traveling. — Banana Yoshimoto

Cybernetics is NOT the banana. — Heinz Von Foerster

Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head. — Ryan Lochte

My fury was lofty, pure, cool. — Banana Yoshimoto

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. — Dana Gould

We fired pie filling. That was the Faroes. When they tried to board us, we hit them with forty-five gallon shots of custard and banana creme. — Paul Watson

You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay

I used to go to Haagen-Dazs and order three banana splits at a time! — Jennifer Jason Leigh

Step away from the banana chair, Maribeth texted back. — Gayle Forman

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana ... — Kiran Desai

Whenever you get something in this world, you lose something too - that's just the way things work. — Banana Yoshimoto

If someone could give me some sort of evidence that what we're doing is really love, I'd be so tremendously relieved ... — Banana Yoshimoto

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child

The sky was incredibly far away, and beautiful enough to make a person wonder why our hearts are never so free. — Banana Yoshimoto

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. — Anthony G. Oettinger

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana. — Rick Yancey

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it. — Greg Fitzsimmons

Beautifully indeed! But she does everything well. Have you seen her peel a banana? It is like listening to a symphony. — Ben H. Winters

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department. — Audrey Hepburn

The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. — Neil Gaiman

It was so gorgeous it almost felt like sadness. — Banana Yoshimoto

I wished my heart would break and get it over with. — Banana Yoshimoto

But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty. — Lauren Beukes

Armando's penis is a banana. — Hayden Wiseman

It was at once a miracle and the most natural thing in the world. — Banana Yoshimoto

Did you smell that?
Banana I guess. — Adelaja Precious

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. — Eoin Colfer

the song of the dead
heavy as rain
on the wide banana leaves
hard as drums — Antonio Cisneros

Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. — Daphne Guinness

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D

Hey!' Bruno called out 'Give me the rest of that banana I was eating. — Roald Dahl

We share half our genes with the banana. — Robert May, Baron May Of Oxford

She was still there inside me now, just as she always was: a life put on hold, a memory I didn't know how to handle. — Banana Yoshimoto

Once you've recognized your own limits, you've raised yourself to a higher level of being, since you're closer to the real you ... — Banana Yoshimoto

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah.' — Mitch Hedberg

Always take a banana to a party. — Steven Moffat

CAN'T TAN PON IT LONG ... NAW EAT NO YAM ... NO STEAM FISH ... NOR NO GREEN BANANA
BUT DOWN IN JAMAICA WE GIVE IT TO YOU HOT LIKE A SAUNA.. — Sean Paul

in this society, things you'd think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time. — Banana Yoshimoto

A fool will always find banana skins — Robert Priest

Today in this household's obsession with researching pointless questions, I can confirm that Shakespeare cannot, in fact, ever have had a banana. — Debra Ferreday

Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme. — Elliott Abrams

I could carve out of a banana a judge with more backbone than that, — Doris Kearns Goodwin

No matter where you are, you're always a bit on your own, always an outsider. — Banana Yoshimoto

All I wanted was to get through this as quickly as possible, to see the day when memories be just memories. — Banana Yoshimoto

People aren't overcome by situations or outside forces. Defeat comes from within. — Banana Yoshimoto

Other good reading from Japan includes Banana Yoshimoto's Kitchen, with its heroine who finds whatever comfort she can in food; Miyuki — Nancy Pearl

I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. — Shawn Mendes

In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably. — George Ayittey

How to defend yourself against a banana — John Cleese

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan

No seriously. She looks like a banana. She's wearing bright yellow and brown. It's making me hungry just looking at her. — Jane Green

Cas whistled. "You are a sight for sore eyes, Anna Banana. — Jennifer Rush

This is what it means to be loved ... when someone wants to touch you, to be tender ... — Banana Yoshimoto

You know, Chihiro, darling- all it takes is one little wrong step and you end up feeling frustrated your whole life, like me. — Banana Yoshimoto

My mother always used to say, The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana. — Betty White

If you don't say what you're thinking, you end up lying when you really need to speak up. — Banana Yoshimoto

I can't imagine a life without a story. — Banana Yoshimoto

In the uncertain ebb and flow of time and emotions much of one's life history is etched in the senses. — Banana Yoshimoto

You should see what she's wearing, Callie. It's velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana. — Sarah MacLean

As well as the way he always said Itadakimasu, quietly, before he started eating. — Banana Yoshimoto

British Columbia has been described as a banana republic, only with bigger bananas, — John Vaillant

I read in some book that if you try to hold people back too much when they're dying it keeps them from being reborn as a Buddha, — Banana Yoshimoto

Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved. — Thomas Pynchon

cream of banana soup — Tom Robbins

I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split. — Raymond Chandler

It was all your imagination. And imagination is sometimes worse than reality ... — Banana Yoshimoto

Nim-nim was a banana-like fruit on Booboo. An immature — Kurt Vonnegut

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general. — Marcus Samuelsson

Quinoa and Banana Muffins — Vesela Tabakova

With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls. — Tabatha Vargo

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. — Robert Fulghum

It was as if his tears had nowhere to go, they were meant for god alone. — Banana Yoshimoto

Just when one can't take anymore, one sees the moonlight. Beauty that seems to infuse itself into the heart: I know about that. — Banana Yoshimoto