Banana Quotes
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Banana Quotes & Sayings
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You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of.
— Guy Maddin
willingness to give in is rampant in this society of ours.
— Banana Yoshimoto
You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.
— Danny DeVito
Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.
— Darynda Jones
Okay,' I said, and waving, we parted. The feeling traveled to some infinitely distant place and disappeared.
— Banana Yoshimoto
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
— Harry Styles
Oh, yeah, you like that banana? Are you going to turn into banana pudding soon? You going to lose your peel?
— Meghan Quinn
This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.
— Jane Grigson
Why is it that everything I eat when I'm with you is so delicious?' I laughed. 'Could it be that you're satisfying hunger and lust at the same time?
— Banana Yoshimoto
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
— Darynda Jones
Truly happy memories always live on, shining. Over time, one by one, they come back to life.
— Banana Yoshimoto
Girls clamored for Caleb's attention like chimps on crack. He's got the banana that every girl wants,
— Tarryn Fisher
banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on
— Anne D. Mather
Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.
— Jack Osbourne
Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake.
— Gregg Krech
I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs.
— Elizabeth Berg
Tony chuckled. "So how does my other underwear fit you?" "Like covering a banana with a Band-Aid.
— Kaje Harper
The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone.
— Hilary McKay
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.
— David Sedaris
Why were we so far apart, even when we were together? It was a nice loneliness, like the sensation of washing your face in cold water.
— Banana Yoshimoto
One look at a banana and you can tell it came from outer space.
— Margaret Atwood
Now only the kitchen and I are left. It's just a little nicer than being all alone.
— Banana Yoshimoto
I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them.
— Mario Balotelli
I'll get you wetter than a banana in a women's prison.
— Courtney Lane
I love feeling the rhythm of other people's lives. It's like traveling.
— Banana Yoshimoto
Cybernetics is NOT the banana.
— Heinz Von Foerster
My fury was lofty, pure, cool.
— Banana Yoshimoto
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
— Dana Gould
I used to go to Haagen-Dazs and order three banana splits at a time!
— Jennifer Jason Leigh
Step away from the banana chair, Maribeth texted back.
— Gayle Forman
Whenever you get something in this world, you lose something too - that's just the way things work.
— Banana Yoshimoto
If someone could give me some sort of evidence that what we're doing is really love, I'd be so tremendously relieved ...
— Banana Yoshimoto
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.
— Lauren Child
The sky was incredibly far away, and beautiful enough to make a person wonder why our hearts are never so free.
— Banana Yoshimoto
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
— Anthony G. Oettinger
Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana.
— Rick Yancey
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Beautifully indeed! But she does everything well. Have you seen her peel a banana? It is like listening to a symphony.
— Ben H. Winters
Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.
— Audrey Hepburn
It was so gorgeous it almost felt like sadness.
— Banana Yoshimoto
I wished my heart would break and get it over with.
— Banana Yoshimoto
But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty.
— Lauren Beukes
Armando's penis is a banana.
— Hayden Wiseman
It was at once a miracle and the most natural thing in the world.
— Banana Yoshimoto
Did you smell that? Banana I guess. — Adelaja Precious
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
— Eoin Colfer
the song of the deadheavy as rain
on the wide banana leaves
hard as drums — Antonio Cisneros
Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
— Daphne Guinness
We share half our genes with the banana.
— Robert May, Baron May Of Oxford
She was still there inside me now, just as she always was: a life put on hold, a memory I didn't know how to handle.
— Banana Yoshimoto
Once you've recognized your own limits, you've raised yourself to a higher level of being, since you're closer to the real you ...
— Banana Yoshimoto
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah.'
— Mitch Hedberg
Always take a banana to a party.
— Steven Moffat
in this society, things you'd think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.
— Banana Yoshimoto
A fool will always find banana skins
— Robert Priest
Today in this household's obsession with researching pointless questions, I can confirm that Shakespeare cannot, in fact, ever have had a banana.
— Debra Ferreday
I could carve out of a banana a judge with more backbone than that,
— Doris Kearns Goodwin
All I wanted was to get through this as quickly as possible, to see the day when memories be just memories.
— Banana Yoshimoto
People aren't overcome by situations or outside forces. Defeat comes from within.
— Banana Yoshimoto
I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too.
— Shawn Mendes
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably.
— George Ayittey
How to defend yourself against a banana
— John Cleese
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
— Paul Neilan
Cas whistled. "You are a sight for sore eyes, Anna Banana.
— Jennifer Rush
This is what it means to be loved ... when someone wants to touch you, to be tender ...
— Banana Yoshimoto
You know, Chihiro, darling- all it takes is one little wrong step and you end up feeling frustrated your whole life, like me.
— Banana Yoshimoto
My mother always used to say, The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.
— Betty White
If you don't say what you're thinking, you end up lying when you really need to speak up.
— Banana Yoshimoto
I can't imagine a life without a story.
— Banana Yoshimoto
In the uncertain ebb and flow of time and emotions much of one's life history is etched in the senses.
— Banana Yoshimoto
You should see what she's wearing, Callie. It's velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana.
— Sarah MacLean
As well as the way he always said Itadakimasu, quietly, before he started eating.
— Banana Yoshimoto
I read in some book that if you try to hold people back too much when they're dying it keeps them from being reborn as a Buddha,
— Banana Yoshimoto
Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved.
— Thomas Pynchon
cream of banana soup
— Tom Robbins
I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.
— Raymond Chandler
Nim-nim was a banana-like fruit on Booboo. An immature
— Kurt Vonnegut
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.
— Marcus Samuelsson
Quinoa and Banana Muffins
— Vesela Tabakova
With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls.
— Tabatha Vargo
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
— Robert Fulghum
It was as if his tears had nowhere to go, they were meant for god alone.
— Banana Yoshimoto
