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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

She began to curl her hair and long for balls — Jane Austen

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass. — M.F. Moonzajer

Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman.
Glenn: I'm Korean.
Daryl Dixon: Whatever. — The Walking Dead

I came to a clear internal realization that there was nothing I could do as a separated self that would ever fulfill me. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind ... — Erwin Schrodinger

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. — Ambrose Bierce

The higher you rise in the business ladder, the smaller your balls become. — Santosh Kalwar

Men and Women of Christ magnify their callings without magnifying themselves. — Neal A. Maxwell

Stephen Harper is probably the most dangerous human being ever elevated to power in Canada. — Farley Mowat

It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
(After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero'
by Mariah Carey) — Simon Cowell

I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it. — Chris Kyle

Good shot."
"Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner

(Not every doctor can look into a mouse's ear without laughing) — E.B. White

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls. — Louise Brown

Balls to ten minutes. — Kristen Ashley

Joy is the clearest indicator of deep wellness. — Danielle LaPorte

The proud do not change to improve, but defend their position by rationalizing. Repentance means change, and it takes a humble person to change. — Ezra Taft Benson

The powers that be have a way of outlawing many beautiful things made by ordinary people. I don't know why that should be, I only know it is. — Stephen King

Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old? — Whitney Cummings

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. — Brian Regan

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth — Albert Camus

Well, I was born in El Paso, Texas, it was in the nearest hospital to the family farm. — Sam Donaldson

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell

Live in the nowhere that you come from
even though you have got an address Here. — Rumi

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Auliq Ice

I call my balls the bush twins. — Zach Galifianakis

I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight. — Mark A. Cooper

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. — Bo Burnham

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction. — Barry Lyga

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. — Harry Caray

I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back — James M. Barrie

I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it. — Melyssa Winchester

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball? — Norman Chad

Revealed religion is one thing, revealed legislation, another. — Moses Mendelssohn

I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson