Balls Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Balls

Balls Quotes & Sayings

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Catching a fly ball is a pleasure, but knowing what to do with it after you catch it is a business. — Tommy Henrich

Everyone feels that void. Everyone who has the balls to look inside themselves, anyway. It's what life's all about.. A search. — Tiffanie DeBartolo

He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something! Joshua sputtered — R.L. Mathewson

The problem was that I wanted to talk about this and she didn't. The problem was also that I'd somehow misplaced my balls and my spine. — Christina Lauren

The beaded purple top scooped low, showing off quite a bit of cleavage. And by quite a bit, I mean holy hell balls, that's a lot of boobage. — Cindi Madsen

Be humble and set the balls of your dreams rolling till God himself decides what next! As for "pride", allow it to go as a lone ranger! — Israelmore Ayivor

I wrote three years for Lucille Ball. She taught me everything I know about physical comedy. — Garry Marshall

When life throws you curve balls, become a curve ball hitter. — C.L. Swinney

What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?
-Dan Garrett — Leah Rae Miller

When you're holding a man by the balls, his heart and mind will follow, — Ashwin Sanghi

Eh, I like the brisk, November wind on my balls. Makes me feel alive. — Ellis Leigh

I have a tendency, especially when I'm playing with great players, to try and get them the ball. — Steve Nash

Words, like cannon balls, should go direct to their mark. — Christian Nestell Bovee

If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes no balls on people he is talking to. — Pawan Mishra

There's a massive glitter ball in my head and it has never stopped turning — Jimmy Somerville

It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls. — Katie McGarry

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls. — Rita Mae Brown

Occupied Falklands are the thorn in my balls — Margaret Thatcher

As Dr. Chiang puts it, while Buddha came to China on white elephants, Christ was borne on cannon balls. — Carlo M. Cipolla

Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for. — Tucker Max

People who make their living looking into crystal balls are destined to eat a lot of broken glass. — Larry R. Williams

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. — Lee Trevino

Apollo was the damn God of Cock Blocking, and one of his powers was delivering blue balls. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Don't knock the ball in the stands, keep it in your hands! — Bill Russell

Y'all dropped the ball and you should be shamed. — Maya Angelou

This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth. — Usher

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius. — Marc Maron

I worked all day in back ofa hot van snipping off dog balls, I can cut one more pair. (Dark City Lights) — Thomas Pluck

If the head is lost, all that perishes is the individual; if the balls are lost, all of human nature perishes. — Francois Rabelais

Against the flying ball no valor avails. — Martin Luther

Racing drivers have balls, unfortunantly, none of them are crystal — David Coulthard

The flesh of her butt jiggled like water-filled beach balls, oil drops dangling from a soupspoon, oversized Jell-O dessert cups. — Dennis Vickers

Watching a ball game is one of the sweetest pleasures in the world. — Silvia Tennenbaum

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four. — Simon Hobday

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.' — Thom Yorke

The bad part is you freeze your balls off, but since you're not allowed to breed anyway, I don't suppose that matters. — George R R Martin

Pictures that don't make sense are magic. they hold balls of light covered in millions of spells swirled into a cell. — Alexa Kitchen

I like a women who's got some balls, some strength. As long as I can beat her at arm wrestling, that's fine. — James Hetfield

To catch a ball, I'd commit suicide. — Torii Hunter

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again. — Lon Hinkle

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do. — Sam Snead

Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't. — Edna Ferber

I don't think much of Tito Ortiz. He needs to grow balls and sign to fight Chuck Liddell. — Tank Abbott

I went on the courts with just a ball and a racket and a hope ... and that's all I had. — Serena Williams

Grab reality by the balls and squeeze. — Janet Morris

Be ready to catch the ball when it is thrown by life. — Steve Jobs

Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this. — Domashita Romero

Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue. — Nora Roberts

I felt a lump in my throat as the ball went in. — Terry Venables

Suck monkey balls?" (87%) — Samantha Towle

In the hell of the well-intentioned. That was how he referred to the charity balls my mother helped organize. — Jan-Philipp Sendker

If Gage finds out, he's going to have a cow-horns, balls, and all. — Paige Tyler

I don't think that I would ever do serenade to be romantic. You have to have so much balls to do that. — Robert Pattinson

Edgar found a way to get the ball where nobody was standing, — Kevin Millar

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer

It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. — Mark Twain

Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls. — Katie McGarry

If you pass the ball to Bill Cartwright, you'll never get the ball from me. — Michael Jordan

The ball was literally glued to the back of his foot - into the back of the net. — Alan Parry

Did that happen?" asked Shadow. "Did what happen, shit-for-brains?" asked Mr. Nancy. "The hall. The fire. Tiger balls. Riding the Carousel. — Neil Gaiman

A lie is like a snow-ball; the longer it is rolled, the larger it is. — Martin Luther

If one read [Lady Whistledown's Society Papers] often enough, one could almost feel a part of London society without actually attending any balls. — Julia Quinn

I love sharing the ball with my teammates. I see a lot of things before my teammates see them. — LeBron James

You know, you're kind of a badass."
"Please, if I had balls they'd be bigger than yours. — Abria Mattina

The best part about golf is when you hit the ball long. It feels really good. — Michelle Wie

He hit the ball so hard, I couldn't even turn around in time to see it go over the fence. — Roger Clemens

By the hairy balls of Jesus — Hilary Mantel

If everybody went to balls and did less drugs, itd be a fun world, wouldnt it? — Dorian Corey

But what?" she snapped. "You lost your balls and had to go looking for them all weekend? — K.A. Linde

The leg of a baby is stronger than the balls of Muhamed Ali — Imi Lichtenfeld

Heart and soul, gut and balls, I love you. There's no one I'd rather hold. Not until I'm eighty. Not until the day I die. — Kristen Ashley

My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down. — Bill McLaren

Your balls + my gun, you rat bastard. — Dianne Sylvan

I love taking the ball from other people. It's like taking their manhood. — Josh Howard

You have to hold on to what you find because life has a way of throwing you curve balls that you never expect. — Cristin Milioti

Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean, I'm here because I have the balls to tell adults when they're douche bags, so yeah, Gryffindor. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin

I'm a dragon, and maybe if you're lucky, I'll be dragon my balls across your face later. — T.J. Klune

I don't feel like I have to live up to anything because I've proven that I can play. Give me the ball and let's go. — Clinton Portis

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. — Sid Waddell

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. — Rip Torn

Vega, you got some major balls harassing my girl. — Katie McGarry

Sometimes being a grown-up sucks hairy balls! — Anonymous

Ball points belong to their age. They make everyone write alike. — Lorraine Hansberry

I feel hornier than a dog who almost got his balls snipped off. Shit, man. Your face is gorgeous. Have you always been this fine specimen? — Tijan

The mark of a good hitter is someone who hits the ball hard, often. And if you run into a few home runs, that's fine. — Lance Berkman

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball. — Demetri Martin

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. — John Wayne

I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls. — Dana Reinhardt

Beauty is the mind, heart and balls of the person seeking to be beautiful. — Milton Katselas

Good Heaven! That is enough to drive away all my pains; I could mount him with thirty balls in my body. On my soul, handsome stirrups! — Alexandre Dumas

Now picture the suspenders attached to a pair of sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term camel balls. — Chelsea Handler

I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again. — John Daly

I love a hard-hit ball, a diving-play situation where you realize afterward there was no thinking involved. It was 100 percent reaction. — Morgan Ensberg

Baseball is a universal language. Catch the ball, throw the ball, hit the ball. — Pete Rose

When you've got the ball 65-70% of the time, it's a football death for the other team ... It's death by football. — Brendan Rodgers

It's especially gratifying to have done a film like 'Eight Men Out' because it's hard not to have fun when there are so many bats and balls around. — D. B. Sweeney

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair. — Daniel Tosh

Golf never ceases to be a challenge, even when it really is just you and the ball out there and nobody else. — Arnold Palmer

I'd punch that cocksucker in the balls before I'd cup him for comfort. — Calamity Jane