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I bet they didn't tell you that was in the gift bag. — Adrien Brody

Sex has never been an obsession with me. It's just like eating a bag of crisps. Quite nice, but nothing marvellous. — Boy George

I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes. — Whitney Cummings

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons. — Billy Wilder

We must be careful what we read, and not, like the sailors of Ulysses, take bags of wind for sacks of treasure. — John Lubbock

A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human. — Mitch Hedberg

Sometimes, the only way to exorcise old ghosts is to pack your bags and move in with them. — Yasmine Galenorn

I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. — Adrien Broner

I don't get enough sleep so I always have undereye bags. — Gabrielle Union

trying to embarrass me? You don't ask for bags at a farmer's market. Is you crazy? — G.L. Tomas

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

It's exploding bags, aerosol cans Southbound buses, Peter Pan They left it up to us again I thought you knew the drill It's kill or be killed. — Conor Oberst

Why stay with him, he uses you just like a human punching bag? — Ray Davies

Poor worms, they hiss at me, whilst I at home Can be contented to applaud myself, ... with joy To see how plump my bags are and my barns. — Ben Jonson

So-called designer bags are useless, and most are also ugly, faddish and overpriced. Pared down and sleek is always best. — Joan Collins

Pack your bags and explore the most amazing places around Istanbul, Madrid or any other destination around the world with your virtual travel guide. — Madrid Travel Guide

The Saints come,
as human as a mouth,
with a bag of God in their backs,
like a hunchback,
they come,
they come marching in. — Anne Sexton

Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady. — Stephen J. Solarz

Things have to sell, of course, but if I don't want to put bags on the runway, we don't put bags on the runway. I have complete creative control. — Phoebe Philo

The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard. — Geoffrey Madan

The fumes of cruciferous vegetables, roiling in plastic bags. Nothing — Emma Cline

communion with God in the middle of bags of flour — Yann Martel

I'm trying to quit huffing epoxy glue out of grocery bags. — Davy Rothbart

I'm very hard on my bags because I tend to carry a lot of stuff with me. — Laura Linney

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. — Yogi Berra

I throw away stacks of newspaper and catalogs, bills that probably went unpaid for years, plastic bags of hangers and wires, and the hockey stick. — Holly Black

At home, I make a large batch of tomato sauce and freeze it in meal-size portions in freezer bags. — Joe Bastianich

I always hang things on my bags because I don't like them looking like everyone else's. — Jane Birkin

If they have to drag some of you fucking fuckers out of here in body bags, I will be so fucking stoked. — Michael Ian Black

Bags, and Double Bags!" - Zedd — Terry Goodkind

I always struggled with opening single-serving items such as bags of M&M's or condoms. — Penny Reid

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out. — Will Rogers

At last, small witches, goblins, hags, And pirates armed with paper bags Their costumes hinged on safety pins, Go haunt a night of pumpkin grins. — John Updike

I spend a lot of my time looking into people's bags and handbags - with their permission, of course. — Jan Chipchase

Do you want to live happily? Travel with two bags, one for giving, the other for receiving. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A balanced dieT to make you die with a tea, consists of holding two bags of cookies on each hand and a voracious hunger to consume. — Ana Claudia Antunes

I came to New York with two bags, my guitar and my laptop. I set my stuff down and immediately ran to an audition. — Ciara Renee

I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses, Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag of money. — Brian McFadden

Mental fight means thinking against the current, not with it. It is our business to puncture gas bags and discover the seeds of truth. — Virginia Woolf

They went into his kitchen, which was in the state his house always was - basically clean but cluttered with books, unopened mail, and grocery bags, — Noelle Adams

I'm halfway around the world with dozens of bags, feeling like all 4 members of Color Me Badd. — Drake

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler

A writer is like a bag lady going through life with a sack and a pointed stick collecting stuff. — Tony Hillerman

All those people whose faces decorate the shopping bags of Barnes and Noble, with a few exceptions, would never get published today. — Mark Crispin Miller

You could pack for a trip to Europe with the bags under my eyes! — Natalie Morales

People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy. — Danielle LaPorte

Human beings are like tea-bags. You don't know your own strength until you get into hot water. — Bruce Laingen

I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac. — Dennis Miller

(Most important thing to know about space-sickness bags? Keep them within reach at all times.) — Steven Gould

I'm a color person, I've never been known to play it safe. Plus I like big bags. My eyeglasses are so big; they don't fit into smaller bags. — Iris Apfel

I once received a cape that was made from the little purple bags that Crown Royal Whisky comes in. — Dave Grohl

I can tell you one thing: It doesn't matter what the American people think. There's going to be an awful lot more body bags. — Seymour Hersh

Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it ... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while. — John Mayer

Clean, tasty, real foods do not come processed in boxes or bags; they come from the earth, the sea, the field, or the farm. — Suzanne Somers

Yes, and I'm sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people. — Suzanne Collins

Once or twice a week, I try to do some kind of boxing. I'm hitting the bags and jumping rope - all that stuff. — Mekhi Phifer

Air travelers, of course, are famous for their hubris. They carry on too many bags and use the restroom when the seat-belt sign is on. — Meghan Daum

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. — Bill Maher

You know I ain't got no brand new bag. — Junior Wells

People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.
Which is why we destroyed the world. — Christopher Moore

I drink just as much tea when I'm in Los Angeles as I do when I'm in London. I take my tea bags with me wherever I go. — Helen Mirren

Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years. — Ines De La Fressange

We're not buying Sam's Club condoms," said Owen. "Their trash bags don't even work. — Sarah Dunn

We travel with the same packed bags we've always had, until we take the time to unpack them. — Karen White

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

The devastation of his actions, his meanness, felt like bags of rancid trash heaped around him. — Karen Kingsbury

Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean, I'm here because I have the balls to tell adults when they're douche bags, so yeah, Gryffindor. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. — Bruce Lansky

What was in the bags?" she asked softly.
"Florida mud," he answered. "That was one of two true things I told you. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You'll see a consistent, like the tea, the tea bags you saw there-you'll see a consistent-did you see the cafeteria? I mean the diner? — Antoine Fuqua

I am mean as cats' meat about handbags: mine don't ever look chic. I always prefer bags that aren't made of leather. — Joanna Lumley

Brian seemed to be in a state of confusion. I thought of packing my bags and going home. The squad seemed to me to be rudderless. — Mike Catt

Life is just a bag of pot. — Iggy Pop

One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. — Philippe Cousteau Jr.

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn

This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks. — James Carville

I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man. — Jerry Newport

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident. — John Sandford

Let the old woman have her God, God was as necessary for old women as enemas and Lipton tea bags. — Stephen King

Shit, you name it, they're performing. The D-Bags, Bending Cupid, the Mighty Storm, Black Falcon, and my fav band — K. Bromberg

All I have is intuition and a little hope." "Don't be such a pessimist. You've also got two tires, two garbage bags, and a hollow spindle. — Stephen King

Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag. — Michel De Montaigne

Oh, heart, let's never grow too old To smile anew, when Christmas comes, At tassels red and tinsel thread, And tarlatan bags f sugarplums. — Nancy Byrd Turner

Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip! — Jimmy Buffett

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head. — Joan Rivers

I'd want to have the power of mind control. If I had that one skill you'd always see at the bank loading up bags full of cash. — Ryan Hall

I have to make a dress out of recycled materials for my kid's preschool 'Project Runway'-like assignment. I'm currently fusing plastic bags. — Busy Philipps