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I bet they didn't tell you that was in the gift bag. — Adrien Brody

I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes. — Whitney Cummings

A little superstition is a good thing to keep in one's bag of precautions. — Gertrude Atherton

I don't have any children, but I can leave my land to an animal sanctuary. That is what I dream about, not bags, not shoes. — Marie Helvin

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons. — Billy Wilder

We must be careful what we read, and not, like the sailors of Ulysses, take bags of wind for sacks of treasure. — John Lubbock

A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human. — Mitch Hedberg

I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. — Adrien Broner

I don't get enough sleep so I always have undereye bags. — Gabrielle Union

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining. — Will Advise

trying to embarrass me? You don't ask for bags at a farmer's market. Is you crazy? — G.L. Tomas

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

It's exploding bags, aerosol cans Southbound buses, Peter Pan They left it up to us again I thought you knew the drill It's kill or be killed. — Conor Oberst

Poor worms, they hiss at me, whilst I at home Can be contented to applaud myself, ... with joy To see how plump my bags are and my barns. — Ben Jonson

So-called designer bags are useless, and most are also ugly, faddish and overpriced. Pared down and sleek is always best. — Joan Collins

Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags. — Mercedes Lackey

Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady. — Stephen J. Solarz

What I play now isn't surf music. It's too powerful. I used to go through paper bags; now I go through brick walls. I play hard. — Dick Dale

Things have to sell, of course, but if I don't want to put bags on the runway, we don't put bags on the runway. I have complete creative control. — Phoebe Philo

The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard. — Geoffrey Madan

The fumes of cruciferous vegetables, roiling in plastic bags. Nothing — Emma Cline

A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too hot. — Tommy Cooper

I hire tea by the tea bag. — Martin Amis

When the big guys in Washington dream of transforming the world, it's the little guys who come home in body bags. — David Ignatius

communion with God in the middle of bags of flour — Yann Martel

If they have to drag some of you fucking fuckers out of here in body bags, I will be so fucking stoked. — Michael Ian Black

Human beings are like tea-bags. You don't know your own strength until you get into hot water. — Bruce Laingen

I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac. — Dennis Miller

(Most important thing to know about space-sickness bags? Keep them within reach at all times.) — Steven Gould

I'm a color person, I've never been known to play it safe. Plus I like big bags. My eyeglasses are so big; they don't fit into smaller bags. — Iris Apfel

I'm halfway around the world with dozens of bags, feeling like all 4 members of Color Me Badd. — Drake

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. — Ray Davies

He'd set the bags on the — Nora Roberts

All those people whose faces decorate the shopping bags of Barnes and Noble, with a few exceptions, would never get published today. — Mark Crispin Miller

Women are like tea bags.They do not know how strong they are until they get into hot water. — Eleanor Roosevelt

I always hang things on my bags because I don't like them looking like everyone else's. — Jane Birkin

At home, I make a large batch of tomato sauce and freeze it in meal-size portions in freezer bags. — Joe Bastianich

A writer is like a bag lady going through life with a sack and a pointed stick collecting stuff. — Tony Hillerman

If you will be a traveler, have always two bags very full. That is one of patience and another of money. — John Florio

I invested in a box of paper bags today." ~ Andrew Hamilton — Whitney G.

I'm trying to quit huffing epoxy glue out of grocery bags. — Davy Rothbart

Long years, and so many of them that, one by one, their hopes for a child began to pack their bags and depart. — Cameron Dokey

Nudity is a deep worry if you have a body like a bin bag full of yoghurt, which I have. — Stephen Fry

I like most kinds of music. So I haven't got a bag, as they say ... except the big black one in the hall outside. — Paul McCartney

The bags that teachers carry home symbolize their guilt about the endless care they have to give. — Andy Hargreaves

Human beings, little bags of thinking water held up briefly by fragile accumulations of calcium ... — Terry Pratchett

Then I got back to the house, and all I worried about was my story and the people in it
bags of bones which were putting on flesh daily. — Stephen King

I'm very hard on my bags because I tend to carry a lot of stuff with me. — Laura Linney

You could pack for a trip to Europe with the bags under my eyes! — Natalie Morales

Being in Birmingham, I thought I was going to be a gangster or a bag-runner or a thief. I heard music and I was determined to get out of there. — Ozzy Osbourne

- I was a tired mess. My eyes didn't just have bags - they had five-piece luggage sets. — Cara Lynn Shultz

People are like tea bags, you don't know their strength until they're in hot water. — J. Mason Williams

Niggas out here buyin' hoes bags n' shoes,
But couldn't buy their kid a new coat for school?
Damn. — Troy Ave

I am mean as cats' meat about handbags: mine don't ever look chic. I always prefer bags that aren't made of leather. — Joanna Lumley

You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll - Rok — Kresley Cole

Well, shoes, bags and clutches are usually my big weaknesses - my husband always laughs when I call them 'investment pieces.' — Emily Giffin

I can't wait until I'm able to afford really posh bags. — Alexandra Roach

I am going to start selling air in dark orange bags marked: moon-blooms — Charles Bukowski

People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.
Which is why we destroyed the world. — Christopher Moore

I have to make a dress out of recycled materials for my kid's preschool 'Project Runway'-like assignment. I'm currently fusing plastic bags. — Busy Philipps

I drink just as much tea when I'm in Los Angeles as I do when I'm in London. I take my tea bags with me wherever I go. — Helen Mirren

I can tell you one thing: It doesn't matter what the American people think. There's going to be an awful lot more body bags. — Seymour Hersh

Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it ... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while. — John Mayer

Clean, tasty, real foods do not come processed in boxes or bags; they come from the earth, the sea, the field, or the farm. — Suzanne Somers

Yes, and I'm sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people. — Suzanne Collins

Once or twice a week, I try to do some kind of boxing. I'm hitting the bags and jumping rope - all that stuff. — Mekhi Phifer

Air travelers, of course, are famous for their hubris. They carry on too many bags and use the restroom when the seat-belt sign is on. — Meghan Daum

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. — Bill Maher

You know I ain't got no brand new bag. — Junior Wells

I'd want to have the power of mind control. If I had that one skill you'd always see at the bank loading up bags full of cash. — Ryan Hall

I once received a cape that was made from the little purple bags that Crown Royal Whisky comes in. — Dave Grohl

Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years. — Ines De La Fressange

We're not buying Sam's Club condoms," said Owen. "Their trash bags don't even work. — Sarah Dunn

We travel with the same packed bags we've always had, until we take the time to unpack them. — Karen White

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

The devastation of his actions, his meanness, felt like bags of rancid trash heaped around him. — Karen Kingsbury

Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean, I'm here because I have the balls to tell adults when they're douche bags, so yeah, Gryffindor. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. — Bruce Lansky

What was in the bags?" she asked softly.
"Florida mud," he answered. "That was one of two true things I told you. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler

I throw away stacks of newspaper and catalogs, bills that probably went unpaid for years, plastic bags of hangers and wires, and the hockey stick. — Holly Black

Bags, and Double Bags!" - Zedd — Terry Goodkind

Let the old woman have her God, God was as necessary for old women as enemas and Lipton tea bags. — Stephen King

Brian seemed to be in a state of confusion. I thought of packing my bags and going home. The squad seemed to me to be rudderless. — Mike Catt

Life is just a bag of pot. — Iggy Pop

One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. — Philippe Cousteau Jr.

People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy. — Danielle LaPorte

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn

This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks. — James Carville

I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man. — Jerry Newport

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. — Yogi Berra

Human bodies are such garbage bags. — Dennis Cooper

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident. — John Sandford

You'll see a consistent, like the tea, the tea bags you saw there-you'll see a consistent-did you see the cafeteria? I mean the diner? — Antoine Fuqua

Shit, you name it, they're performing. The D-Bags, Bending Cupid, the Mighty Storm, Black Falcon, and my fav band — K. Bromberg

All I have is intuition and a little hope." "Don't be such a pessimist. You've also got two tires, two garbage bags, and a hollow spindle. — Stephen King

Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag. — Michel De Montaigne

Oh, heart, let's never grow too old To smile anew, when Christmas comes, At tassels red and tinsel thread, And tarlatan bags f sugarplums. — Nancy Byrd Turner

Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip! — Jimmy Buffett

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head. — Joan Rivers