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It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking. — Yogi Berra

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one. — Julius Charles Hare

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. — Alan Moore

There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' — Joe Biden

Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke. — Conan O'Brien

The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning. — Jack Higgins

As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. — Jack Ketchum

A cross with yellow roses. What a fucking thing. It was like an electric chair with floral-print cushions, a bad joke. — Anonymous

All things created have an order in themselves, and this begets the form that lets the universe resemble God. — Dante Alighieri

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan

I'm fast becoming the one who leaves things behind, — Nick Flynn

Ack, joke gone bad, joke gone bad," Brenna wails, flapping her hands. "Run away. Run away. — Kristen Callihan

God is bad, truth is a cheat, and life is a joke. — Jack London

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well. — Jonathan Raban

God chooses what we go through; we choose how we go through it. — John C. Maxwell

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us. — Herbert Gold

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke. — Jana Deleon

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? — George Bernard Shaw

I'm not into solos, I'm into lyrics. — Adam Jones

If you can't afford housing then the right to vote is a bad joke. — Kim Stanley Robinson

Politicians often claim secrecy is necessary for good governance or national security. — Heather Brooke

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke. — Benjamin Walker

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? — Will Rogers

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. — John Stuart Mill

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King