Bad Joke Quotes
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Bad Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.
— Charles Bukowski
The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.
— Julius Charles Hare
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke.
— Conan O'Brien
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.
— Jack Ketchum
All things created have an order in themselves, and this begets the form that lets the universe resemble God.
— Dante Alighieri
Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it.
— Rick Riordan
I'm fast becoming the one who leaves things behind,
— Nick Flynn
Ack, joke gone bad, joke gone bad," Brenna wails, flapping her hands. "Run away. Run away.
— Kristen Callihan
God is bad, truth is a cheat, and life is a joke.
— Jack London
If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.
— Jonathan Raban
God chooses what we go through; we choose how we go through it.
— John C. Maxwell
A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke.
— Jana Deleon
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
— George Bernard Shaw
I'm not into solos, I'm into lyrics.
— Adam Jones
If you can't afford housing then the right to vote is a bad joke.
— Kim Stanley Robinson
Politicians often claim secrecy is necessary for good governance or national security.
— Heather Brooke
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
— Benjamin Walker
When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.
— Adventure Time
All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.
— John Stuart Mill
