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One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color. — Mark Twain

I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover's hair. Of course they weren't, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs. — Jarod Kintz

When a beautiful blonde asks, you don't say no. — V.T. Davy

My love is not water in a bucket, you know. It's not as if someone else can drink it all up and leave none left for you. — Elizabeth Bear

Give me some bacon and eggs and coffee, please." The — F Scott Fitzgerald

mountains of pancakes, eggs, and bacon. — Apryl Baker

Bacon. Eggs. Toast. The same things Angie had made for her the past two years. Every day. Without fail. — E.E. Isherwood

What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit. — Gish Jen

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens. — Max Barry

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering. — Dane Cook

I actually thought, like, I was sure 'Get Smart' and, like, 'James Bond' movies, I was sure that that's what real life was like. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

Collectively, we are in thrall to media - because they deliver to us many of the psychic goods we crave, and we know no other way to live. — Todd Gitlin

Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge. — Homer

My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the side. — Varsha Bajaj

Let's see, for breakfast Rickey will have bacon and eggs, and grits if I can get 'em. — Rickey Henderson

When he sees me coming, he joyfully holds up a box and yells, See? I told ya! Coffee, toast, eggs, and bacon! All at once! It's a miracle! — Jessica Park

It's like the Twilight Zone," murmured Alex, her eyes big. "Watching them work together on anything, even when it's just eggs and bacon. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Having said her peace, Fiona — J.K. Brighton

If zombies were made of bacon, I would only need a couple of fried eggs and a gallon of coffee, and the problem would basically solve itself. — James Dean

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman

I put on some bacon and eggs and celebrated with an extra quart of beer. — Charles Bukowski

I like eggs and bacon," George tells me. "But" - his face clouds - "do you know that bacon is" - tears leap to his eyes - "Wilbur? — Huntley Fitzpatrick

What terrifies me? When I read about plots of evil taking over the world and obliterating women's hard-won rights. — Julie Carmen

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. — Emily Mortimer

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment. — Fred Shero

It is about time that TV actors were paid as well as film stars. — Mona Singh

This morning I paid seventy cents for two little old dried-up slivers of bacon and one cockeyed egg. It took me till noon to get my appetite back. — Langston Hughes

I'm not stopping. My dream has come true, and I'm staying. — Rita Coolidge

Having our fundamental assumptions about life challenged is never a comfortable thing. — Maajid Nawaz

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! — Diana Wynne Jones

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs. — Mark Twain

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs. — Ogden Nash

They were tucking into big plates of bacon and eggs — Joseph Delaney

Which does a man prefer? Bacon and eggs, or worship? Sometimes one, sometimes the other, depending how hungry he is. — Margaret Atwood

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest. — Wayne Rooney

I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon. — Dorothy L. Sayers

One way ... in which a political philosophy can be ideological is by presenting a relatively marginal issue as if it were central and essential. — Raymond Geuss

Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul But I do love thee! and when I love thee not, Chaos is come again. — William Shakespeare