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A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

The best thing for a bachelor is to get a wife who will really cooperate in the great work. — Samael Aun Weor

We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. — H.L. Mencken

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. — Sholem Aleichem

What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.'
'He means to draw it out again, I suppose. — George Eliot

No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind. — Gaelen Foley

A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures. — Samuel Johnson

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you. — Pete Townshend

Wisely, I say, I am a bachelor. — William Shakespeare

As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor. — William Shakespeare

The average kindergartner has seen more than 5,000 hours of TV-more time than it takes to earn a bachelor's degree. — Shook

Well, I have an undergraduate degree, a couple of bachelor's degrees, from the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. — Mark Kelly

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon

I sensed the presence of wizened bachelor potters working in sheds behind their mothers' houses. — Walter Kirn

Earned a bachelor's at 27, then an M.F.A. that is still completely unused and in mint condition, never taken out of the box. — Daniel Woodrell

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. — Ed Wynn

A bachelor's children are always young: they're immortal children - always lisping, waddling, helpless, and with a chance of turning out good. — George Eliot

Danbury wasnt a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine. — George Jung

I did my undergrad at Florida State, got a Bachelor's, and then I got my Masters in Acting at NYU. So I've spent a lot of time in the classroom. — Andre Holland

Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor. — Patrick Rothfuss

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. — P. J. O'Rourke

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory. — P. J. O'Rourke

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. — Samuel Goldwyn

I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948. — Daniel J. Evans

If grade inflation continues, a college bachelor's degree will have just as much credibility as a high school diploma. — Walter E. Williams

Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again? — William Shakespeare

One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war. — Orson Scott Card

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert

To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar — Bangambiki Habyarimana

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. — Phyllis Diller

In my bachelor days, the priority wasn't learning to cook. — Rob Lowe

I'm a wanted fugitive, and you're an upstanding bachelor of the year! — S.L. Wallace

Val is a bachelor farmer in his seventies, so he should, by rights, be half mad. — Anne Enright

When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. — William Shakespeare

As soon as I check into a hotel, I get butt naked and I watch super trash TV like 'Storage Wars' and 'The Bachelor.' — Mary Lambert

I declare that I am a bachelor. — Julian Eltinge

He'd helped us build a garden in our backyard and I'd forced him to watch a season of The Bachelor with me. (" Why does he not just buy more roses?") — R.S. Grey

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance. — Earl Wilson

He took her up in his arms in the way of a bachelor who has had amateur experience of the carrying of nieces. — William Pett Ridge

A college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes — Cole Porter

The trouble with marriage is that, while every woman is at heart a mother, every man is at heart a bachelor. — E. V. Lucas

During a long and varied career as a bachelor, I have noticed that marriage is the death of politeness between a man and a woman. — Arnold Bennett

Now on 'Bachelor Pad' it is true colors - no best foot forward anymore, everybody is really themselves. — Jake Pavelka

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. — Helen Rowland

I love 'The Bachelor!' Yeah, all people love 'The Bachelor.' — Brittany Snow

It is a category mistake to ask, 'Who made the Unmade?' or 'Who created the Uncreated?' One may as well ask, 'Where is the bachelor's wife?' — Norman Geisler

How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick? — Ogden Nash

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. — Honore De Balzac

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. — Helen Rowland

Did I want to dance? Of course I did and that's not all. — Erica Jong

I'd trained at the University of Washington and had a Bachelor of Fine Arts in acting. — Gregg Henry

I'm a bachelor in the old sense of the word, meaning I flirt, I have very many close relationships, but then I come home and like to read my book. — William Ivey Long

You're in luck, my lady, for I am no longer a bachelor. I am very much taken by your eyes, your touch, and, most importantly, your love. — Kelly Elliott

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. — Helen Rowland

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. — Nicki Elson

Bachelor parties would pay a lot of money to hire Pat Buchanan to come. — Willie Geist

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The Bachelor meets Nightmare on Elm Street, — Siobhan Davis

THE ADVENTURE OF THE NOBLE BACHELOR — Arthur Conan Doyle

Now, why am I not surprised to hear that you're a bachelor, Mr. Lauriston?" That — Joanna Chambers

If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife — Robert Louis Stevenson

There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. — Washington Irving

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan. — Craig Ferguson

I didn't know how it was to be a bachelor. I never felt like one. I think it's a mental state. — Riteish Deshmukh

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. — Lady Bird Johnson

The notion of the single man began in the 1950's. The idea of the bachelor as a separate life was new and obscure. — Hugh Hefner

I don't recommend being a bachelor, but it helps if you want to write. — Nelson Algren

I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading. — Kate DiCamillo

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. — Helen Rowland

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. — Rutherford B. Hayes

I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor. — Jesse Metcalfe

Professional Gaming, or e-Sports as it's now called, is a multi-million dollar industry in Korea. You can even get a bachelor's degree in e-Sports. — Anonymous

A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar. — L. S. Lowry

Silence, please? I'm trying to watch this documentary." Laurel nodded at The Bachelor. "I believe one of the females is about to present to the alpha. — Cara McKenna

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. — George Bernard Shaw

I'd like to meet a nice girl and leave all those 'hottest bachelor' lists behind. — Jesse Metcalfe

Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships! — Alison Sweeney

Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor? — Dana Gould

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. — Johnny Knoxville

It is quite beneath the dignity of a person holding a Bachelor of Arts degree to engage in such a vulgar occupation as the writing of novels. — Fukuzawa Yukichi

When I was a bachelor with a different girl on my arm every week, people didn't think I was quite legitimate. — David H. Koch

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much. — Aristotle.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman
a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman. — Richard Roeper

I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent! — Jake Pavelka

A bachelor always feels himself defrauded, when he knows or suspects that any woman of his acquaintance has given herself away. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor. — Lady Bird Johnson

My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him. — Linda Evans

As of the mid-90s, over 50 percent of women have a bachelor's and master's degree, compared to about 35 percent and 30 percent, respectively, in 1920. — Peter Diamandis

I want to be the most eligible bachelor in New York City. — Andrej Pejic

I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz. — Jon Secada

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science. — Wanda Sykes

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland

I have a Bachelor in medicine, a Bachelor in surgery, and I am a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons. — Hasnat Khan

Bachelor parties are for the married guys. — Christine Teigen

I've never been a manipulator, even in my bachelor days. I never wanted to do things to people that could catch up with me later on. — Matthew McConaughey

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight! — Margaret Way

A bachelor, in my opinion, is only half alive. — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart