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Joey wished there were some different world he could belong to, some simpler world in which a good life could be had at nobody else's expense. — Jonathan Franzen

Eugene turned the key. A sound like a two-story house being shat out the asshole of a zebra ripped through the dashboard. — Patrick Ness

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

I didn't get at first put into a rehab facility; I got put in a adolescent psychiatric unit for my detox. — Jack Osbourne

Five days or five months, but it certainly isn't going to last longer. — Donald Rumsfeld

God is alive now and in control of everything that happens. There is no free will, only one almighty will that is infinitely powerful. — Steven Colborne

I often play characters on TV shows that are more sweet and naive and just kind of puppy-dog eyes, and I don't think I am like that as a person. — Lauren Lapkus

Let us go forth with fear and courage and rage to save the world. — Grace Paley

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. — Steven Wright

Her words, they're not warm anymore. She might want me to hear them that way, but they're burning me up instead. In my mind. In my heart — Jay Asher

Yippee. I've been promoted from fire lighter to delivery boy. I'll write a letter home to Mother. She'll be so pleased.
Leif — Maria V. Snyder

I would prefer to direct without also starring in the same project. — Julie Ann Emery