You will never realize how precious a baby is until she keeps you awake through the whole night.
— Debasish Mridha
When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.From The Wife Drought — Annabel Crabb
One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.
— Lizz Winstead
You think you can't fix anything until you fix yourselves. Well, let me be the first to tell you, you will never fix yourself. p.32
— Stephen Elliott
You want to be my first, Shane?""No baby, I'm going to be your last — Christine Zolendz
Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first.
— Mignon McLaughlin
First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby ... I guarantee you.
— Clint Eastwood
One survey conducted in 2010 estimated that the average parent spends $6,800 on baby items before a child's first birthday.7.9
— Charles Duhigg
Sometime it seems like the real miracle of life if that a man and woman were able to get along well enough to make a baby in the first place.
— Tanya Michaels
I wanted to have a go at a pop career. My first single, 'Baby I Don't Care', was a hit, and the second, 'Bye Bye Boy', reached the Top 20.
— Jennifer Ellison
Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.
— Fran Lebowitz
Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty.
— Jennifer Worth
In an instant, all of his data, including every baby picture he had taken during his daughter's first year of life, were destroyed.
— Marc Goodman
I took the last bite of the pie, then licked the plate. Yep. You're looking at the future first baby mama to Blaine Crabtree.
— Magan Vernon
You want ass? The cash is first.You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse. — Roxanne Shante
My first marriage was totally unsuitable and shouldn't have happened. It was a whirlwind, rebound thing. I was 23 or 24 - a baby.
— Carol Vorderman
The first of America's 79 million baby boomers turned 60 this month. Time flies when you're growing old.
— Craig Wilson
On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!
— Rob Kardashian
I don't care what those two Neanderthals say. You'll always be my baby girl first." I — Liane Moore
To change the world, you must first change yourself. And baby, that's hard enough. — Alonzo King
The great thing about "Shoot 'Em Up, Baby" is that it's the first song that we went and recorded [with Andy Kim]. — Kevin Drew
Beth gave birth to a baby girl, so much so that the first thing I thought of was Nessie, and then I couldn't stop cackling for like fifteen minutes. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
The song 'Baby Baby,' I so love that song because I wrote it about my first daughter. — Amy Grant
People often call 'If I Stay' my baby novel, and I have to correct them. It's not my first book. It's just the first one anybody paid attention to. — Gayle Forman
When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies. — James M. Barrie
First rule in this world baby ... don't believe ANYTHING you see on the news ... — Kanye West
Like a baby learning language, we learn how to communicate with God by listening to His words first. — Timothy Keller
I'm a Broadway baby, through and through. It's my first love, and it's what brought me to New York in the first place. — Cheyenne Jackson
Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest. — Cat Stevens
Other primates get on with their own reproduction relatively soon after weaning, with gorillas having their first baby just seven or so years later. — Marlene Zuk
The joys of motherhood are not excessively apparent during the first few weeks of a baby's life. — Vera Brittain
I spent only $500 to start CD Baby. The first month, I earned back $300. But the second month I made $700, and it's been profitable every month since. — Derek Sivers
The first time I had to hold a baby, I was really nervous, but I soon grew in confidence. — Jessica Raine
I want to go slow, baby, I really do," he whispered at the side of her neck. "But I'm not going to be able to this first time.""Thank heavens. — Robin Bielman
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried. — Garry Shandling
A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel. — Craig Ferguson
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky
Going to Mars is a bunch of baby steps, and it started off with the first human in space, Yuri Gagarin. — Scott Kelly
For the first time in her life she found herself failing at something. — Jane Green
I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest. — Phyllis Diller
Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. — Joe Haldeman
The firsts go away - first love, first kiss, first baby. You have to create new ones. — Sarah Jessica Parker
I've sort of made up my mind that I have to do my career and I have to be a mother. These are my two responsibilities; of course the baby comes first. — Phoebe Snow
The birth of a new born baby is a great joy. — Lailah Gifty Akita
Our culture needs to find a robust image of female success that is first, not male, and second, not a white woman on the phone, holding a crying baby, — Sheryl Sandberg
The first night is the worst possible time to make a hard and fast criticism: the baby never looks its best on the day it is born. — Margot Fonteyn
According to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby because children often die in the first weeks of life. — Bill Gates
Being called baby: like safaris and bowling leagues, a phenomenon she never thought she'd experience first hand. — Curtis Sittenfeld
Just know that I always have, and always will really love you, Lisa. Baby or no baby. Past or no past. I loved you then and I love you now. — A. Violet End
What's it like to be a baby? It's like being in love in Paris for the first time after you've had three double espressos. — Alison Gopnik
There is nobody as brave as a baby taking his/her first non-stop 5 steps alone from Mummy's hand to daddy's hand ... trust me on that — Sameh Elsayed
For the first time I feel an inner emotional security. There is reality and dependability. My life revolves around Richard and the baby. — Natalie Wood
It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.Five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one. — Jerome K. Jerome
To profoundly understand a baby, you must first be a mother. — Debasish Mridha
First you have your baby, which in and of itself is a stunning feat. I won't go into specifics, but ouch and no thank you. — Ellen DeGeneres
There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell you any different. — Jim Butcher
The first gathering of salads, radishes and herbs made me feel like a mother about her baby - how could anything so beautiful be mine? — Alice B. Toklas
Well I was a Gerber baby, so probably that was my first money. But in cash, I used to do lemonade stands a lot. — Kiernan Shipka
Stephen ... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive? — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky. — Bethenny Frankel
I'm still in the first baby steps of my career, so I've got so much to learn and so much to figure out. — Douglas Booth
The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life. — Laura Schlessinger
I'm beginning to perceive motherhood as a long, slow letting go, of which birth is just the first step. — Sandra Steingraber
When I began singing, it was the first time I was happy in my life. As a baby, I would stop crying when I heard a great singer. — Andrea Bocelli
My first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty — Janet Jackson
It's a baby plane," Angel whispered when we first got inside the dollhouse-like interior. "It's going to grow up to be a seven forty-seven someday. — James Patterson
If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless. — Crystal Eastman
There are no words that can describe the euphoria you feel when your baby recognizes you for the first time and smiles. — Jared Padalecki
The beginning of my life was simple and much like every other little life. I came, I saw, I conquered, as the first baby in the family always does. — Helen Keller
