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Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality. — Iris Marion Young

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires. — Stephen Colbert

I don't know, cabin pressure. It might squish the babies — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Babies are frightening
raw tyrants whose only kingdom is their own body. — Jeanette Winterson

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers. — George Carlin

You don't have to get it perfect, you just have to get it going. Babies don't walk the first time they try, but eventually they get it right — Jack Canfield

Ali kept calling me ugly, but I never thought of myself as being any uglier than him, I have 11 babies, somebody thought I was cute. — Joe Frazier

I love my babies! Their happiness is mine! — Delano Johnson

Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son. — Camille Paglia

Babies love fat. — Kathryn Stockett

Speeches are like babies-easy to conceive but hard to deliver. — Aristotle.

Convention is a jealous god and, like Saturn, eats its babies. — Marty Rubin

Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies — Alice Clayton

Babies! What a wonderful way to start people! — Mary Engelbreit

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? — George Carlin

Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately. — Charles M. Sheldon

There were some kids at Tufts who had been in the army, but they stayed to themselves. I'm pretty sure we must have seemed like babies to them. — Robin Black

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. — Natasha Leggero

Oh, I don't wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. So often I want to do it too. — L.M. Montgomery

Why would I want to take baby steps? Babies are shit at walking - think about it. To move forward I'll be taking jazzy little lizard steps. — Ruby Elliot

If men had to have babies there wouldn't be any sex life left. — Thorne Smith

Babies are saved when Christians show up. — Dennis Green

Look at you, standing there in your iron- gray dress, feeling pious
and self- righteous while you starve small children! — V.C. Andrews

That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want. — Derek Landy

Let me be sure I understand this babies thing. These items are how big? . . . And they come out of WHERE? — Wendy Bertsch

If the human body recognized agony and frustration, people would never run marathons, have babies, or play baseball. — Carlton Fisk

People make babies. People make the rules. And then people make up gods so they have someone else to blame when things don't go right." "No, — R. Lee Smith

My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies. — Holly Near

Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case. — William Shatner

Boys like romantic tales; but babies like realistic tales-because they find them romantic. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Mama and I sat on a burping bus full of chickens in cages, and round-eyed babies on round mothers' laps. (The Pinata-Maker's Daughter) — Eileen Granfors

Around 20 million premature and low-birth weight babies are born every year and are at high risk of death or disability because of hypothermia. — Jane Chen

Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight. — Joss Whedon

A friend of mine told me, you know your obsession with girls who talk like sexy babies? You have to put that into your script. — Lake Bell

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that. — Jeanne Moreau

When babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear. — Patricia K. Kuhl

For years I thought babies came out of belly buttons and masturbation meant chewing your food really well — Charlotte Stein

From the ranks of the crawling babies came little squeals of excitement, gurgles and twitterings of pleasure. — Aldous Huxley

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. — Caitlin Moran

I've had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies. — Douglas Adams

You pull a pistol on me and insult me? What else do you do? Steal candy from babies? — Jack Lewis Baillot

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each. — Princess Diana

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede. — Erma Bombeck

Moloch merely shovels babies into the fire of productive capitalism. Mammon hooks them on the dead heroin of envy. — Hakim Bey

And please watch over the babies trapped in limbo. In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit, amen. — Sierra Simone

I'm going to the lobby to sign babies and kiss CDs. — Tom Rush

Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles. — Samuel Johnson

...For having a baby's sweet face so close to your own, for so long a time as it takes to nurse 'em, is a great tonic for a sad soul. — Erica Eisdorfer

A baby's cry is precisely as serious as it sounds. — Jean Liedloff

When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love. — Cody Johnson

After a kiss like that, he should know I'm the one.
He should be down on his knees begging me to marry him and have his little Hottie babies. — Jillian Dodd

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies. — Ginnifer Goodwin

Fault always lies in the same place, my fine babies: with him weak enough to lay blame. — Stephen King

To suggest that you can't be both a mother who is completely in love with her babies, and a professional who is tough and tenacious, is ridiculous. — Nancy Grace

I just can't imagine a Heaven without children!-What a dead lifeless place without babies and kids! — David Berg

I cried with pride as I looked into the face of a midwife from the next generation of baby catchers. — Peggy Vincent

Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates — Candace Bushnell

You'll lose your audience and then where will we be? We have future gray-eyed babies to feed, you know. — Julia Quinn

The world is a very complicated place, as babies know. — David Mumford

There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. — Gisele Bundchen

How do women all know what to do with babies? It's like they have their own special kind of sorcery. — Rae Carson

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them. — Margaret Mitchell

He wrote that if great sex were necessary to make babies, humans would be fossils by now. — Randi Hutter Epstein

You need a husband and some babies to look after. Otherwise you're going to grow up into a virago ... — Lindsay Armstrong

Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless. — Willie Smits

Still the most magical day of my life was the day I became a mom. — Linda Becker

I know that's true for most micro-premature babies, but it's not true for Von. — Izzie Bebe

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission. — Lenny Bruce

Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life. — Joan Lowery Nixon

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W.C. Fields

My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s. — John Major

Are men like babies? Is trying to distract them a better tactic than asking them to behave reasonably? — Sophie Hannah

I learned a long time ago that it doesn't make me less of a woman because my babies come out of a different place. My C-sections have been fine. — Angie Harmon

I used to have a terrific flat stomach but now it's kind of blown out after two giant babies used it as a short-term apartment. — Amy Poehler

Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it. — Adam Selzer

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. — Jim Gaffigan

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? — Jeff Foxworthy

'Legs are for men's pleasure, breasts are for babies'.' - Lib McGovern — Pat Frank

When your co-stars are 9-month-old babies, you fall in love. You start thinking, When am I going to have my own? — Vin Diesel

This is a new life I'm living. I am reborn. And all babies cry when they're born. — Tiffany Reisz

The most out-there thing I'm saying is, 'Don't have babies. Don't get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that. — Roseanne Barr

There are babies a span long in hell. — John Calvin

Burmese babies - fat, little, brown little divils, as — Rudyard Kipling

Ann: How my heart has ached. How empty I have felt. How I've ached to hold my two babies. — K. Howard Joslin

Yes, babies in the womb are human beings, but so what? — MaryElizabeth Williams

What we prayed for was emptiness, so we would be worthy to be filled: with grace, with love, with self-denial, semen and babies. — Margaret Atwood

Throughout history, the most brutal cultures have always been distinguished by maternal-infant separation. — Antonella Gambotto-Burke

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one — Candice Bergen

Human babies are only tiny for an instant - their growing up is as swift as the beat of a hummingbird's wing. — Kelly Barnhill

Keep cool my babies. — Conan O'Brien

Seven babies' seven baby daddies, I don't makes the same mistake twice. — Skip Clark

Don't give tips to friends who are about to have babies unless they ask! — Jamie Cullum

Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through. — Jim Gaffigan

Babies, we are told, are the latest news from heaven. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Holy shit." Daisy breathes it out as they headed back to where Jonah was now standing with Levi. "If you made semen, I'd totally have your babies. — Lauren Dane

What is there not to like about cupids?"
"You don't find them rather dangerous?"
"Chubby little babies?"
"Carrying deadly weapons. — Julia Quinn

Time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't, then we'll have a race of babies, that hate the ladies that make the babies. — Tupac Shakur

Do I give money to charity and help old-lady zombies across streets so that they can bite babies? — Mira Grant

Someday she will be saved, and the past and all its pain will be rendered as smoothly palatable as the food we spoon to our babies. — Lauren Oliver

I knit for Caps for Good - a charity that gives hats to Third World babies - while I watch movies with friends. — Isabelle Fuhrman