Babies Quotes
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Babies Quotes & Sayings
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Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.
— Iris Marion Young
Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
— Stephen Colbert
I don't know, cabin pressure. It might squish the babies
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
Babies are frightening raw tyrants whose only kingdom is their own body. — Jeanette Winterson
You don't have to get it perfect, you just have to get it going. Babies don't walk the first time they try, but eventually they get it right
— Jack Canfield
I love my babies! Their happiness is mine!
— Delano Johnson
Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son.
— Camille Paglia
Babies love fat.
— Kathryn Stockett
Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies
— Alice Clayton
Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!
— Mary Engelbreit
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
— George Carlin
Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately.
— Charles M. Sheldon
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
— Natasha Leggero
Oh, I don't wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. So often I want to do it too.
— L.M. Montgomery
Babies are saved when Christians show up.
— Dennis Green
Look at you, standing there in your iron- gray dress, feeling piousand self- righteous while you starve small children! — V.C. Andrews
Let me be sure I understand this babies thing. These items are how big? . . . And they come out of WHERE?
— Wendy Bertsch
If the human body recognized agony and frustration, people would never run marathons, have babies, or play baseball.
— Carlton Fisk
Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
— William Shatner
Boys like romantic tales; but babies like realistic tales-because they find them romantic.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Mama and I sat on a burping bus full of chickens in cages, and round-eyed babies on round mothers' laps. (The Pinata-Maker's Daughter)
— Eileen Granfors
When babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear.
— Patricia K. Kuhl
For years I thought babies came out of belly buttons and masturbation meant chewing your food really well
— Charlotte Stein
From the ranks of the crawling babies came little squeals of excitement, gurgles and twitterings of pleasure.
— Aldous Huxley
I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
— Caitlin Moran
You pull a pistol on me and insult me? What else do you do? Steal candy from babies?
— Jack Lewis Baillot
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
— Princess Diana
Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
— Erma Bombeck
And please watch over the babies trapped in limbo. In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit, amen.
— Sierra Simone
Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles.
— Samuel Johnson
...For having a baby's sweet face so close to your own, for so long a time as it takes to nurse 'em, is a great tonic for a sad soul.
— Erica Eisdorfer
A baby's cry is precisely as serious as it sounds.
— Jean Liedloff
When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love.
— Cody Johnson
I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies.
— Ginnifer Goodwin
Fault always lies in the same place, my fine babies: with him weak enough to lay blame.
— Stephen King
I just can't imagine a Heaven without children!-What a dead lifeless place without babies and kids!
— David Berg
I cried with pride as I looked into the face of a midwife from the next generation of baby catchers.
— Peggy Vincent
Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates
— Candace Bushnell
You'll lose your audience and then where will we be? We have future gray-eyed babies to feed, you know.
— Julia Quinn
The world is a very complicated place, as babies know.
— David Mumford
There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.
— Gisele Bundchen
How do women all know what to do with babies? It's like they have their own special kind of sorcery.
— Rae Carson
Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.
— Margaret Mitchell
He wrote that if great sex were necessary to make babies, humans would be fossils by now.
— Randi Hutter Epstein
You need a husband and some babies to look after. Otherwise you're going to grow up into a virago ...
— Lindsay Armstrong
Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless.
— Willie Smits
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life.
— Joan Lowery Nixon
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
— W.C. Fields
My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s.
— John Major
Are men like babies? Is trying to distract them a better tactic than asking them to behave reasonably?
— Sophie Hannah
Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.
— Adam Selzer
Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.
— Jim Gaffigan
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
— Jeff Foxworthy
When your co-stars are 9-month-old babies, you fall in love. You start thinking, When am I going to have my own?
— Vin Diesel
The most out-there thing I'm saying is, 'Don't have babies. Don't get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
— Roseanne Barr
There are babies a span long in hell.
— John Calvin
Burmese babies - fat, little, brown little divils, as
— Rudyard Kipling
Ann: How my heart has ached. How empty I have felt. How I've ached to hold my two babies.
— K. Howard Joslin
Yes, babies in the womb are human beings, but so what?
— MaryElizabeth Williams
What we prayed for was emptiness, so we would be worthy to be filled: with grace, with love, with self-denial, semen and babies.
— Margaret Atwood
Throughout history, the most brutal cultures have always been distinguished by maternal-infant separation.
— Antonella Gambotto-Burke
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one
— Candice Bergen
Human babies are only tiny for an instant - their growing up is as swift as the beat of a hummingbird's wing.
— Kelly Barnhill
Keep cool my babies.
— Conan O'Brien
Babies, we are told, are the latest news from heaven.
— Martin Luther King Jr.
Do I give money to charity and help old-lady zombies across streets so that they can bite babies?
— Mira Grant
