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Awful Funny Quotes By Patti Smith: I was real religious when I was young.

I was real religious when I was young. I wanted to be a missionary. — Patti Smith

Awful Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Oh, storms. That was awful.""No it was funny.

Oh, storms. That was awful."
"No it was funny. You seem to get those two mixed up a lot. Don't worry. I'm here to help. — Brandon Sanderson

Awful Funny Quotes By Mia Sheridan: Sometimes tragic and awful can be funny, too.

Sometimes tragic and awful can be funny, too. Sometimes it has to be. — Mia Sheridan

Awful Funny Quotes By Jack Newfield: He knows which fighters to steal, how to

He knows which fighters to steal, how to exploit anyone's vice, vanity or insecurity and make a profit for himself. — Jack Newfield

Awful Funny Quotes By Stefan Sagmeister: You could say that bad typography brought us

You could say that bad typography brought us the Afghanistan war, the Iraq war, the housing crisis and a good number of other things. — Stefan Sagmeister

Awful Funny Quotes By Malin Akerman: I have this weird obsession with kids and

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

Awful Funny Quotes By Bono: I really have had to swallow my own

I really have had to swallow my own prejudice at times. — Bono

Awful Funny Quotes By Rachel Morgan: You guys dated, didn't you?""Are you insane? Not

You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful. — Rachel Morgan

Awful Funny Quotes By Charlie Sheen: I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy! — Charlie Sheen

Awful Funny Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: Burgers the size of your fist.

Burgers the size of your fist. — Rainbow Rowell

Awful Funny Quotes By Anton Chekhov: There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing

There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. — Anton Chekhov

Awful Funny Quotes By Johnny Depp: It's awful bad luck to bring a woman

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

Awful Funny Quotes By Muammar Al-Gaddafi: The integrity of China was more important than

The integrity of China was more important than [the people] in Tiananmen Square. — Muammar Al-Gaddafi

Awful Funny Quotes By Jon Porter: I represent a district in Nevada, a state

I represent a district in Nevada, a state that is home to more wild horses than all other states combined. — Jon Porter

Awful Funny Quotes By Dziga Vertov: It is far from simple to show the

It is far from simple to show the truth, yet the truth is simple. — Dziga Vertov

Awful Funny Quotes By John Hodgman: I think for the foreseeable future, the truth

I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time. — John Hodgman

Awful Funny Quotes By Milton Glaser: If we don't have a vigorous questioning, aggressive

If we don't have a vigorous questioning, aggressive journalistic community and mythology, democracy itself is in great jeopardy. — Milton Glaser

Awful Funny Quotes By Eoin Colfer: ... even one centimetre can make an awful

... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare. — Eoin Colfer

Awful Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: When I was on acid, I would see

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns. — Mitch Hedberg

Awful Funny Quotes By Francis Chan: . . . nothing should concern us more

. . . nothing should concern us more than our relationship with God; — Francis Chan

Awful Funny Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: The truth can be very funny in an

The truth can be very funny in an awful way, especially as it relates to greed and hipocrisy. — Kurt Vonnegut

Awful Funny Quotes By Margaret Halsey: Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a

Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. — Margaret Halsey

Awful Funny Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: Love is a fragile thing, easily destroyed by

Love is a fragile thing, easily destroyed by dishonesty. — Ellen Hopkins

Awful Funny Quotes By Jason Calacanis: You can't be ever embarrassed about hustling.

You can't be ever embarrassed about hustling. — Jason Calacanis

Awful Funny Quotes By Crystal Gayle: Women have to show that tummy to stay

Women have to show that tummy to stay noticed. — Crystal Gayle