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I was real religious when I was young. I wanted to be a missionary. — Patti Smith

Oh, storms. That was awful."
"No it was funny. You seem to get those two mixed up a lot. Don't worry. I'm here to help. — Brandon Sanderson

Sometimes tragic and awful can be funny, too. Sometimes it has to be. — Mia Sheridan

He knows which fighters to steal, how to exploit anyone's vice, vanity or insecurity and make a profit for himself. — Jack Newfield

You could say that bad typography brought us the Afghanistan war, the Iraq war, the housing crisis and a good number of other things. — Stefan Sagmeister

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

I really have had to swallow my own prejudice at times. — Bono

You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful. — Rachel Morgan

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy! — Charlie Sheen

Burgers the size of your fist. — Rainbow Rowell

There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. — Anton Chekhov

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

The integrity of China was more important than [the people] in Tiananmen Square. — Muammar Al-Gaddafi

I represent a district in Nevada, a state that is home to more wild horses than all other states combined. — Jon Porter

It is far from simple to show the truth, yet the truth is simple. — Dziga Vertov

I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time. — John Hodgman

If we don't have a vigorous questioning, aggressive journalistic community and mythology, democracy itself is in great jeopardy. — Milton Glaser

... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare. — Eoin Colfer

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns. — Mitch Hedberg

. . . nothing should concern us more than our relationship with God; — Francis Chan

The truth can be very funny in an awful way, especially as it relates to greed and hipocrisy. — Kurt Vonnegut

Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. — Margaret Halsey

Love is a fragile thing, easily destroyed by dishonesty. — Ellen Hopkins

You can't be ever embarrassed about hustling. — Jason Calacanis

Women have to show that tummy to stay noticed. — Crystal Gayle