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Available Funny Quotes By Jay Sekulow: In short, ISIS is composed of religiously motivated

In short, ISIS is composed of religiously motivated psychopaths, — Jay Sekulow

Available Funny Quotes By Clive James: They had a ... dog called Bluey. A

They had a ... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available. — Clive James

Available Funny Quotes By Santosh Avvannavar: A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I

A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I wonder which one is Tolet? — Santosh Avvannavar

Available Funny Quotes By Chrisette Michele: I like Bloomingdales, and I like a store

I like Bloomingdales, and I like a store called Scoop. — Chrisette Michele

Available Funny Quotes By Mindy Levy: They say laughter is the best medicine, and

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE. — Mindy Levy

Available Funny Quotes By Julia Quinn: Neither one of you is going to kill,

Neither one of you is going to kill, maim, attack, or even hug the other for at least thirty minutes. — Julia Quinn

Available Funny Quotes By Hk: I wish happiness was some edible food easily

I wish happiness was some edible food easily available in stores... Oh wait, it is. — Hk

Available Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I rented a car. I didn't really need

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car. — Mitch Hedberg

Available Funny Quotes By Kate Hudson: Honesty will never break you.

Honesty will never break you. — Kate Hudson

Available Funny Quotes By Linda Gray: Everything negative, useless, and redundant must go.

Everything negative, useless, and redundant must go. — Linda Gray

Available Funny Quotes By Robert Breault: Beyond our most stubborn misperception lies often our

Beyond our most stubborn misperception lies often our fondest dream. — Robert Breault

Available Funny Quotes By Joe Hill: All those tattoos. A woman could get any

All those tattoos. A woman could get any tattoo she liked, but they all said the same thing. They were a sign reading AVAILABLE FOR RENT. — Joe Hill

Available Funny Quotes By Jeanne Moreau: I can be intimidating, but not within the

I can be intimidating, but not within the confines of a film shoot. — Jeanne Moreau

Available Funny Quotes By James E. Faust: Our natural gifts and abilities are limited, but

Our natural gifts and abilities are limited, but when augmented by inspiration and guidance of the Holy Ghost, our potential increases many fold. — James E. Faust