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In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with. — Brandi L. Bates

Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots. — Lex Allen

But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have trouble with me! — Dr. Seuss

We must have the attitude that every child in America - regardless of where they're raised or how they're born - can learn. — George W. Bush

What I knew for sure was that he had a quick temper, a cocky attitude, and a southern accent ... Apparently he also has a pet cougar. — Stacy Mantle

Llarimar had told him to do his best. That sounded like an awful lot of work. Unfortunately, doing nothing was beginning to seem like even MORE work. — Brandon Sanderson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. — Allen Klein

Cats can do whatever they want, whenever they want, without regard to what anyone says or does. Rather like Princesses. — Terry Brooks

Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Publish. Be damned. Repeat. — Tassa Desalada

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. — Teri Garr

With my adventurous, can-do attitude, I walked into a world where crap is an everyday event. — Cindy Keiger

Life's too short, drive it like ya stole it! — Debra L. Hartmann

I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch — Ransom Riggs

C is for coffee. Coffee would always be there for her. — Cassandra O'Leary

Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped off the 59th Street Bridge. — Michael Shurtleff

Attitude, humor and action (persistence) will whip fears and rejection. Fear of failure doesn't exist, if you believe it doesn't. — Jeffrey Gitomer

Tomorrow I'd probably wake up to find my shoes talking to me. And let me tell you, the price I pay for shoes, they'd have one heck of an attitude. — Melissa L. Webb

Humor prevents a hardening of the attitudes. — Joel Goodman

I don't mind people talking about me behind my back. It means they know me, and I'm out in front. — David Lucero

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy. — Dolly Parton

Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. — Richelle Mead

Nanny Ogg had a pragmatic attitude to the truth; she told it if it was convenient and she couldn't be bothered to make up something more interesting. — Terry Pratchett

Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their "angry pants. — Cathy Burnham Martin

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. — Don Rickles

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet. — Claire Cook

G. I. Gurdieff, "Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson"
So-and-so-and-so-must-be; do-not-do-what-must-not-be.
Mullah's favorite saying. p. 598 — Gurdieff

If your a fly, fly away — Connor Smith

Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that. — Oscar Wilde

I think if there was a boarding school for personality makeovers, you'd probably get a scholarship. — Lauren Layne

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps. — Warwick Davis

I'll never be the size that has single digits and my thighs will always touch when I walk but I'm ok with that. — Sugar Jamison

I was an incredible Anglophile. I found people who shared the same sense of humor and attitude toward the world. — Terry Gilliam

Sooner or later everyone behaves badly. Some of us are just better at it than others. — Kim Foster

Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas? — Brandi L. Bates

It must be horny douchebag day, she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag's strap up on her shoulder. — Dennis Sharpe

To the champ, everything is serious business. I'm hoping that he'll live long enough to learn that in this world that is a very dangerous attitude. — Stephen King

Clear clutter. Make space for you. — Magdalena VandenBerg

In walked a woman whose attitude was certainly in its fifties if she was not. — Jess Lourey

Danger: Attitude subject to change without notice. — Darynda Jones

So-called intellectuals have ego-power; Fools have willpower. — Saurabh Sharma

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else. — Louis C.K.

You know," Elijah raised a hand to shake a finger at her, "you have an attitude problem."
"I certainly do. Your attitude is a huge problem for me. — Jacquelyn Frank

My friend says she's smart. She reads a book to fall asleep. — Nicholaa Spencer

Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age. — Tracy Brogan

Can you be serious for two words?"
"Not without effort. — Steven Brust

Death can come slow. Death can come quick. If you've got one last breath, you better make the most of it. — A.H. Scott

Love is relative to the moment. — Delma Pryce

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

I don't care what it is you're doing; if you're not laughing, you're not doing it right. — Donna Barker

I'm not a size zero, I'll never be a size zero, and the number of fucks I give about that is zero. — Lauren Gallagher

Ask Gandhi, and eye for an eye makes us both blind ... ask an engineer, and the numbers don't lie - the first to strike wins. — Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur

Were you born this infuriating?"
"It's taken me years of practice. — Misty Massey

God: "There is no way out of this."
"That's a terrible attitude," Kelsier Said. "We'll never get anything done if you talk like that. — Brandon Sanderson

Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring. — Rebecca Murphy

I don't have your way with words "Sin said. "So I'm just going to go with a quick response. Ha — Sarah Rees Brennan

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get, and that you know right away would help you, but that you cannot follow. — Holly Lisle

You've already got everything you need to succeed right in-front of your tits — Runa Magnus

Hey, mister, I don't think so. You go outside and yell at sky, you so angry. — Rainbow Rowell

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. — Katie Graykowski

Sometimes people are often confused between attitude and style. Nevermind, I'm Awesome. — Yugesh Ralli

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. — Winston S. Churchill

To be reborned many times over, you must unleash the power of inertia. But must you go out every time and reach for your highest potential? — C.C. Wyatt

I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores — Adriana Trigiani

Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads. — Christopher Paolini