Attitude Humor Quotes
Collection of top 65 famous quotes about Attitude Humor
Attitude Humor Quotes & Sayings
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In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with.
— Brandi L. Bates
But I've bought a big bat.I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have trouble with me! — Dr. Seuss
We must have the attitude that every child in America - regardless of where they're raised or how they're born - can learn.
— George W. Bush
What I knew for sure was that he had a quick temper, a cocky attitude, and a southern accent ... Apparently he also has a pet cougar.
— Stacy Mantle
Llarimar had told him to do his best. That sounded like an awful lot of work. Unfortunately, doing nothing was beginning to seem like even MORE work.
— Brandon Sanderson
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.
— Allen Klein
Cats can do whatever they want, whenever they want, without regard to what anyone says or does. Rather like Princesses.
— Terry Brooks
Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Publish. Be damned. Repeat.
— Tassa Desalada
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.
— Teri Garr
With my adventurous, can-do attitude, I walked into a world where crap is an everyday event.
— Cindy Keiger
Life's too short, drive it like ya stole it!
— Debra L. Hartmann
C is for coffee. Coffee would always be there for her.
— Cassandra O'Leary
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Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped off the 59th Street Bridge.
— Michael Shurtleff
Attitude, humor and action (persistence) will whip fears and rejection. Fear of failure doesn't exist, if you believe it doesn't.
— Jeffrey Gitomer
Tomorrow I'd probably wake up to find my shoes talking to me. And let me tell you, the price I pay for shoes, they'd have one heck of an attitude.
— Melissa L. Webb
Humor prevents a hardening of the attitudes.
— Joel Goodman
I don't mind people talking about me behind my back. It means they know me, and I'm out in front.
— David Lucero
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.
— Richelle Mead
Nanny Ogg had a pragmatic attitude to the truth; she told it if it was convenient and she couldn't be bothered to make up something more interesting.
— Terry Pratchett
Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their "angry pants.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.
— Claire Cook
If your a fly, fly away
— Connor Smith
Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that.
— Oscar Wilde
I think if there was a boarding school for personality makeovers, you'd probably get a scholarship.
— Lauren Layne
My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.
— Warwick Davis
I'll never be the size that has single digits and my thighs will always touch when I walk but I'm ok with that.
— Sugar Jamison
I was an incredible Anglophile. I found people who shared the same sense of humor and attitude toward the world.
— Terry Gilliam
Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas?
— Brandi L. Bates
It must be horny douchebag day, she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag's strap up on her shoulder.
— Dennis Sharpe
Clear clutter. Make space for you.
— Magdalena VandenBerg
Danger: Attitude subject to change without notice.
— Darynda Jones
So-called intellectuals have ego-power; Fools have willpower.
— Saurabh Sharma
You know," Elijah raised a hand to shake a finger at her, "you have an attitude problem.""I certainly do. Your attitude is a huge problem for me. — Jacquelyn Frank
My friend says she's smart. She reads a book to fall asleep.
— Nicholaa Spencer
Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.
— Tracy Brogan
Can you be serious for two words?""Not without effort. — Steven Brust
Death can come slow. Death can come quick. If you've got one last breath, you better make the most of it.
— A.H. Scott
Love is relative to the moment.
— Delma Pryce
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
I don't care what it is you're doing; if you're not laughing, you're not doing it right.
— Donna Barker
I'm not a size zero, I'll never be a size zero, and the number of fucks I give about that is zero.
— Lauren Gallagher
Ask Gandhi, and eye for an eye makes us both blind ... ask an engineer, and the numbers don't lie - the first to strike wins.
— Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur
God: "There is no way out of this.""That's a terrible attitude," Kelsier Said. "We'll never get anything done if you talk like that. — Brandon Sanderson
Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.
— Rebecca Murphy
I don't have your way with words "Sin said. "So I'm just going to go with a quick response. Ha
— Sarah Rees Brennan
I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
— Katie Graykowski
Sometimes people are often confused between attitude and style. Nevermind, I'm Awesome.
— Yugesh Ralli
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
— Winston S. Churchill
