
If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it. —
W.C. Fields

I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems. —
Robin Williams

Abandon everything you have outgrown. —
Wallace D. Wattles

The wit of a family is usually best received among strangers. —
George Eliot

No athletic director holds office longer than two losing football coaches. —
Robert Zuppke

Don't give up on yourself, your family and your nation. —
Lailah Gifty Akita

Thank you ... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. —
Jimmy Fallon

There were 23 or 24 separate tax cuts during the Giuliani administration. I'd love to be able to equal that. —
Joe Lhota

Don't try to figure out what other people want to hear from you; figure out what you have to say. —
Barbara Kingsolver

The dark in soul see in the universe their own shadow; the shattered spirit can only reflect external beauty in form as untrue and broken as itself. —
Thomas Binney

You are my sickness, —
Gena Showalter